Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,

Bard Explains Buttons

A friend asked: Can somebody explain to me this rule of not buttoning the bottom button on a suit jacket? I'll do it, but I'd like the record to show that I think this makes ZERO sense.

In The Great Uprising of the Fops (London, 1747), it became imperative for loyal upper-class citizens not to be *quite* perfectly dressed. The actual epitome of perfection was the sign of the rebels. So, the loyalists adopted the custom of not buttoning the bottom button. When the Uprising was quashed, everyone who buttoned them all was brutally slaughtered by having their lace confiscated (rendering life impossible, of course).

Just remember: The winners not only write the *history* books, they write the *etiquette* books, too.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.