You are the final arbiter in the upcoming Universal Declaration of Human
Rights! The peoples of the world have chosen various potential rights. You,
and you alone, decide which one from each section of rights we all will get.
Some sections are easy!
All humans should have access to clean water
All humans should be slapped in the face with a live squid thrice daily
All humans have the right to be boiled alive by angry scorpion-monsters
All humans should have access to plentiful amounts of all flavors of Faygo
Side note: Which of these had the most input into the right-choosing process?
The Squid-Farmers Association
The Scorpion-Monster Occupation Front
Some sections are harder choices for one reason…
Humans should have access to healthy and comfortable dwelling places
Humans should have access to healthy and nutritious food
Humans should have access to healthy and breathable air
Humans should have access to health care as necessary.
Some sections are harder choices for another reason…
Humans should be allowed at least two minutes between sentencing and execution
Humans cannot be deprived of both hands without agreement of
a scorpion-monster leader
Humans should not be compelled to labor for more than fifteen hours a day.
Humans should be allowed to wear clothing when it is not a security risk
Some are harder for a third reason…
Humans are allowed to grow chitinous exoskeletons and join the ranks
of the scorpion monsters
Humans are permitted to travel through solid stone as much as they like
Humans are allowed to regenerate lost body parts as much as they like
Humans are allowed to reincarnate after death as much as they like and can.