Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Human Rights

You are the final arbiter in the upcoming Universal Declaration of Human Rights! The peoples of the world have chosen various potential rights. You, and you alone, decide which one from each section of rights we all will get. Choose wisely!

Some sections are easy!

All humans should have access to clean water
17(65.4%)
All humans should be slapped in the face with a live squid thrice daily
1(3.8%)
All humans have the right to be boiled alive by angry scorpion-monsters
3(11.5%)
All humans should have access to plentiful amounts of all flavors of Faygo
5(19.2%)

Side note: Which of these had the most input into the right-choosing process?

Humans
16(59.3%)
The Squid-Farmers Association
1(3.7%)
The Scorpion-Monster Occupation Front
5(18.5%)
Faygo FayCo
5(18.5%)

Some sections are harder choices for one reason…

Humans should have access to healthy and comfortable dwelling places
1(3.8%)
Humans should have access to healthy and nutritious food
7(26.9%)
Humans should have access to healthy and breathable air
16(61.5%)
Humans should have access to health care as necessary.
2(7.7%)

Some sections are harder choices for another reason…

Humans should be allowed at least two minutes between sentencing and execution
2(7.4%)
Humans cannot be deprived of both hands without agreement of a scorpion-monster leader
3(11.1%)
Humans should not be compelled to labor for more than fifteen hours a day.
13(48.1%)
Humans should be allowed to wear clothing when it is not a security risk
9(33.3%)

Some are harder for a third reason…

Humans are allowed to grow chitinous exoskeletons and join the ranks of the scorpion monsters
10(37.0%)
Humans are permitted to travel through solid stone as much as they like and can.
3(11.1%)
Humans are allowed to regenerate lost body parts as much as they like and can.
6(22.2%)
Humans are allowed to reincarnate after death as much as they like and can.
8(29.6%)
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