Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

OOC: Dirty Secret Poll

Everyone has some dirty secrets. How do you feel about revealing yours?

I am insulted that you ask.
1(4.0%)
They cannot possibly be expressed in a LJpoll
11(44.0%)
Bard, I shall thump you with a frozen kangaroo tail if you ask.
4(16.0%)
[stern silence]
4(16.0%)
[frivolous silence]
5(20.0%)

Right then. We shall not ask about your dirty secret. Let us instead ask about people who are unable to complain. Who shall we ask about?

Christopher Columbus
3(12.5%)
Catherine de Medici
8(33.3%)
Henry VIII
2(8.3%)
William of Ockham
5(20.8%)
Genghis Khan
6(25.0%)

This person has contemptable Facebook habits! The worst of these is:

Putting home address in profile!
2(8.0%)
Complaints about the boss!
1(4.0%)
Complaints about the romantic partner!
5(20.0%)
Espousing controversial religious beliefs!
4(16.0%)
Asking people to like your page!
13(52.0%)

Now, with a slithery sneakiness that will surely go undetected, we squirm the interrogation back to you. Which of the following areas of wickedness does your (not some arbitrary historical figure, but your) dirty secret involve…

candied bacon
4(16.7%)
piccolos
2(8.3%)
Unicode
7(29.2%)
votive candles
6(25.0%)
butterflies
5(20.8%)

How dare you!

Everyone does it. I'm not freaky.
1(4.0%)
In the dark of the night I indulge myself in this practice
3(12.0%)
Scientific literature shows it to be wholly natural
4(16.0%)
What happens where I do thus-and-so, stays where I do thus-and-so.
6(24.0%)
I cheerfully defy conventions concerning this topic! I am a rebel, an innovator, a pioneer into new social frontiers!
11(44.0%)
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