Everyone has some dirty secrets. How do you feel about revealing yours?
Right then. We shall not ask about your dirty secret. Let us instead ask about people who are unable to complain. Who shall we ask about?
This person has contemptable Facebook habits! The worst of these is:
Now, with a slithery sneakiness that will surely go undetected, we squirm the interrogation back to you. Which of the following areas of wickedness does your (not some arbitrary historical figure, but your) dirty secret involve…
How dare you!