Which of the following count-down timers would you most like to have?
Countdown to your death
Countdown to your next meal
Countdown to your next romantic encounter
Countdown to your the best event of your remaining life
Countdown to your the worst event of your remaining life
It's a special can opener! What kind of cans does it open?
What feature would you most like added to high-end cell phones? (Bear in mind
that many people will have the one you choose, and use them.)
Dishwashers, too, await their upgrade! What will they do next?
trundle ponderously around and load themselves with robotic hands, and
sometimes accidentally wash pets or you
repair broken plates and glassware
open portals to shiny, lemon-scented alternate universes
actually get dishes clean
Pencil sharpeners ought to be able to —
induce orgasms at a 20-meter range
sharpen virtual pencils
cause the Apocalypse
What major superhero most deserves a toaster?
Green Lantern (any version)
Which of the following should be made of highly radioactive plutonium?