It's time for a sudden flash of romance! For convenience, let's refer to the romantic target as 'ഋ', because what could be more romantic than MALAYALAM LETTER VOCALIC R?
You meet ഋ …
On OKupid
1(5.3%)
At the annual Rumfuddle party
0(0.0%)
In a heart-felt discussion of paper towels at the grocery store
2(10.5%)
At a heart-felt discussion of blood-borne toxins outside the courtroom
4(21.1%)
In an escape pod after your star-PT-boat was destroyed by the
Smurgons
4(21.1%)
In a singles bar on the Astral Plane
8(42.1%)
ഋ is …
a [cis] man
2(10.5%)
a [cis] woman
2(10.5%)
a transman
1(5.3%)
a transwoman
0(0.0%)
a person of even less standard gender identity
1(5.3%)
a couple
1(5.3%)
you're not sure what gender
4(21.1%)
you're not sure what number, even
8(42.1%)
A flaw in ഋ's conventional attractiveness, which does not distress you, is …
Cerebral palsy
1(5.3%)
Being a large (300-3000 lb) human
1(5.3%)
Undeaditude
3(15.8%)
Tentacles instead of arms
8(42.1%)
Being a large (4-5 story) lizard
6(31.6%)
If ഋ weren't human, ഋ would be …
A pixie
2(10.5%)
A lawyer
1(5.3%)
A sleek and elegant panther
11(57.9%)
An angel
2(10.5%)
A robot
2(10.5%)
An elegant formal dining-room table and chairs
1(5.3%)
You dine on …
delicious but drippy sandwiches
4(21.1%)
rabbits stuffed with caramelized onions and gorgonzola
6(31.6%)
fish from the farthest seas
3(15.8%)
the souls of the living
1(5.3%)
takeout dewdrops and rainbows
5(26.3%)
Followed by…
cupcakes
3(15.8%)
gay ice cream
6(31.6%)
straight whiskey
1(5.3%)
pepperoni pizza
4(21.1%)
palindromes
5(26.3%)
You eagerly chat about… (check all that apply)
Religion
10(12.7%)
Politics
8(10.1%)
Body products
5(6.3%)
Genitalia
9(11.4%)
Everyone else you're seeing at the moment
10(12.7%)
Why porcupines are eating your toes
8(10.1%)
Forgery
11(13.9%)
Confabulation
10(12.7%)
Clothing
8(10.1%)
But wait! You+ഋ are not to be a couple! Why not?
ഋ thinks you are an insufferable bore and an inelegant elk
1(5.3%)
ഋ is about to move a quarter-world away
7(36.8%)
ഋ is actually your nemesis Ѫ in disguise!
4(21.1%)
ഋ is killed before your eyes by a mob of angry peasants with torches and pitchforks!
0(0.0%)
ഋ is killed before your eyes by a mob of angry devils with torches and
pitchforks!
0(0.0%)
It's not the mating season for your species.
7(36.8%)
In the end you
Share a brief but delightful kiss outside the subway stop
5(26.3%)
Take a DNA sample for later cloning
3(15.8%)
Indulge in a furious screaming emotional battle outside the subway stop
0(0.0%)
Indulge in a furious bwawawing light-saber battle outside the subway stop
4(21.1%)
Decide to get married despite the previous point
7(36.8%)
Bonus Unicode Round: What could be more romantic than ഋ (MALAYALAM LETTER VOCALIC R)?
♫ (BEAMED EIGHTH NOTES)
2(10.5%)
Ӂ (CYRILLIC CAPITAL LETTER ZHE WITH BREVE)
8(42.1%)
☣ (BIOHAZARD SIGN)
2(10.5%)
ண (TAMIL LETTER NNA)
5(26.3%)
⚥/⚣/⚢ (MALE AND FEMALE SIGN / DOUBLED MALE SIGN / DOUBLED FEMALE
SIGN)
1(5.3%)
⦆ (RIGHT WHITE PARENTHESIS)
1(5.3%)
