Questions marked Prize Round will be judged and graded and evaluated! Whenever Bard gets around to it! The best answer gets a prize, as indicated. Prizes will be given in a LJ entry. They are nonphysical. Offer void in the states of Vulkansas, East Dakota, and Inebriation, and where prohibited by natural law. Employees of the Seventh Defenestration Company, as well as their grandchildren and dentists, are prohibited from participation. Lycanthropes get +1 on all initiative rolls.
What's the Lopperton Helperative?
(Prize Round: prize is a pre-delphinic olomite!) An agonizing spiral rash has afflicted your wardrobe! What ointment do you buy to ameliorate it?
You are walking in the street wearing a bowler hat. Suddenly, you spy an ichrum. Thinking and acting most swiftly, you ...
Where would you keep your squizner?
(Prize Round: prize is a classic strainster!) What could you cover a frusthung with, to make it less gruesome?
What is the primary utility of the neze?
Which of these ought to come from Mars?
(Prize Round: prize is a dilbago!) Charles Babbage's mechanical seamstress has gone berserk and is attacking you! Fortunately you know its password, which is …
Which of these ought to come from Piscataway?