By popular demand, questions where you get to fill in the blank!
Which is the most offensive insult against a college-educated first-world person?
A navneen offends you with wallpaper! How do you rebuke it?
Which is the most offensive insult against you?
A despairing palindromist begs you to trade a retsmah for a hamster. How do you react?
Which is the most offensive insult against a lulber squooie?
How would you describe a narzibump?
What do you say to a grellinger?
The pirates have captured you and offered you a proustel! How do you react?