It's lunchtime! I must get a sandwich! First, the most important part ... the primary condiment!
Next on the sandwich ... the excitement!
The meat or meat-analog
The cheese or cheese-analog
The vegetation! Pick all that apply.
Finally ... the bread! (All these varieties are taken from Urban Dictionary)
(Bonus) Which of these terms has too many slang words for it already and doesn't need any more, really?
How safe would you feel agreeing to eat the winning sandwich, whatever it turns out to be? (1 = no way! 10 = Bard's friends wouldn't collectively come up with something noxious or fatal for it to eat, hence, utterly safe!)