This is a morality test! See how decent a being you are!
An extremely appealing person offers to copulate with you if you perform one of the following vile and wicked tasks. Which would you do?
Zombies have risen from the grave and are chasing you. Which of the following do you offer them?
You can commit one of the following crimes. There will be no reprisals, no chance that you are detected or that anyone will have the slightest clue you were involved. Which do you do?
Tomorrow a giant meteor will destroy human civilization! You, alone, know this! Which of the following crimes do you do, knowing there will be no consequences?
Scoring: For each answer 1, score one point. For each answer 2, tally one score. For each answer 3, mark one tally. For each answer 4, chalk up one mark. For each answer five, eat a piece of chalk. Afterwards, be grateful it wasn't any worse.