And the affectionate, purring kitten has won the Supreme Prize!
What should the Supreme Prize, to be enjoyed by the affectionate, purring
A two-week vacation for two to Cancun!
A new-model BMW spiffy car!
Marriage into the royal family of Monaco!
Full pardons for a dozen incarcerated people of its choice!
a +6 Great Throne Of Alacrity
And the second prize, for the ultimate socket wrench -- what should it be?
A lifetime supply of Hostess products!
An enemy being eaten by barracudas!
A one-week vacation in Cancu!
Marriage with the third daughter of the Duke of Edinburgh
a +5 Shattered Mystic Scroll Of Restructured Emotions Pattern Of Yan-C-Bin
And the third prize, to be awarded to an ominous hum, should be ...
A four-day vacation in Canc!
A lifetime supply of Ovengold pretzels!
Marriage with the cousin of the Count of Monte Crisco
A fully loaded Harley-Davidson motorcycle!
the +4 Unusual Shard Of Ozma
And the fourth prize, shared by 'the theory of evolution' and 'getting plenty
of sleep', should be:
A two-day vacation to Can!
A lifetime supply of generic potato chips!
Marriage with the ex=wife of the Red Baron!
A really sweet skateboard!
a +3 Vicious Epee Of Uranus
And the booby prize, to be given to X-Rays, is...
A one-day vacation to Ca!
A lifetime supply of generic salt!
Marriage with someone who saw the Queen of England once (no other
A pair of sneakers!
a +1 Serious Toaster Oven Of Tenacity