The first round has finished! The Macarena beat out peach pie at pistol duelling! The theory of evolution wrestled the potatoes out of a box of chocolate cupcakes! X-rays, perhaps with an X-men connection, barely beat the Incredible Hulk at a taste test! Toothpaste topped Titan as a better foundation for Western democracy! An affectionate kitten is unarguably a better health care product than the gold standard! "Getting plenty of sleep" is well on its way to conquering the world, despite chess's strategic advantage. And ice cream might just be our next president!
Which of these would win at a wasabi-eating contest?
Which of these would win at speed typing?
Which of these would do better at a novel-writing contest?
Which one of these would dance the best with some angels on the head of a needle?
Which of these would win a fashion contest?
More contests! Give me more contests!
