The room you want most in a new house is...
A classical music room
A room devoted to the works of Frederic Chopin composed between 1837
A wetter bar (poolside liquor station)
A wettest bar (underwater liquor station)
A formal ballroom
A formal room for balling
A formal room for bawling
How many refrigerators should a house have?
When you move out of a house, which of the following is it considered gracious
to leave for the new occupant?
A few mostly-dead rats
A freshly-picked jupiterium
A bottle of wine
The Fifth Amendment
A ticking time-bomb
A gently humming time-bomb
A time bomb playing Chopin mazurkas
Manuals for all the appliances
a +2 Essential Ninja's Lute Of The Wizard's Doomed Ones
Which of the following do you least want to discover in your new house
the day after you bought it (having not been aware of it until that time?)
A secret passageway leading to a second and very secret kitchen
A new concubine
Eleven gold ingots
the Flamboyant Flask
Which of the following do you most want to discover in your new house
the day after you bought it (having not been aware of it until that time?)?
The Greater NYC Sewage Treatment Plant
What's a good name for a new house?