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OOC: Wickedness Poll

In this quiz we probe the depths of evil and wickedness in your heart.

Which of these crimes would you most like to commit? (Assume that, in all cases, the activity is conducted under circumstances which make it illegal.)

Acquiring and keeping a tiger, cheetah, or panther
10(28.6%)
Erecting a cenotaph of a person known to be alive
2(5.7%)
Selling unpasteurized milk
8(22.9%)
Defacing the image of Mickey Mouse
15(42.9%)

And how about these crimes?

Sale of public offices
1(2.9%)
Contradiction of party officials
13(37.1%)
Explosive incineration of toast
8(22.9%)
Moral turpitude involving tornadoes and/or alcohol
13(37.1%)

Or these?

Serial monotony
12(34.3%)
Parallel adjudication
10(28.6%)
Liturgical tracheotomy
5(14.3%)
Biennial rhododendron
8(22.9%)

In what manner do you laugh after committing a crime

victoriously
10(14.7%)
fiendishly
11(16.2%)
grandiosely
8(11.8%)
titteringly
8(11.8%)
bitterly
7(10.3%)
maniacally
14(20.6%)
sheepishly
10(14.7%)

When you plan your next crime, you do so

eagerly
7(20.0%)
irritatingly
1(2.9%)
helplessly
4(11.4%)
panoramically
4(11.4%)
anosmically
3(8.6%)
insomniacially
16(45.7%)

Your minions are

hardened criminals
0(0.0%)
softened criminals
9(26.5%)
stooges
6(17.6%)
fairies
13(38.2%)
headwaiters
6(17.6%)

What would a suitable punishment for a criminal of your water be?

Urtication
4(12.1%)
Yurt-dwelling
6(18.2%)
Europeanification
17(51.5%)
Ululation
6(18.2%)
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