In this quiz we probe the depths of evil and wickedness in your heart.
Which of these crimes would you most like to commit? (Assume that, in all
cases, the activity is conducted under circumstances which make it illegal.)
Acquiring and keeping a tiger, cheetah, or panther
Erecting a cenotaph of a person known to be alive
Selling unpasteurized milk
Defacing the image of Mickey Mouse
And how about these crimes?
Sale of public offices
Contradiction of party officials
Explosive incineration of toast
Moral turpitude involving tornadoes and/or alcohol
In what manner do you laugh after committing a crime
When you plan your next crime, you do so
Your minions are
What would a suitable punishment for a criminal of your water be?