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OOC: Quantifiers, Revenge, and the Triumph of Western Civilization

(Anent a discussion elseworld.) "Humans have hair" means something like "All humans have hair" or "Most humans have hair" or "some humans have hair". As you interpret the usage, which of the following situations are consistent with "humans have hair"?

All humans have hair
25(45.5%)
All humans except for one have hair
15(27.3%)
Half of humans have hair
11(20.0%)
Two humans have hair
3(5.5%)
Only one human has hair
1(1.8%)

Which of the following should humans ideally have:

hair
17(15.0%)
fur
12(10.6%)
scales
13(11.5%)
glitter
15(13.3%)
shells
5(4.4%)
wings
17(15.0%)
tentacles
9(8.0%)
tails
20(17.7%)
eyestalks
5(4.4%)

What punishment should be inflicted upon those short-sighted fools who hinder your every move?

Removal of the living, thinking brain from body
1(3.3%)
A brutally vegan diet
7(23.3%)
Hurling into the stratosphere
2(6.7%)
Subjugation by mind-controlling martinis
7(23.3%)
Infinitely ridiculous hair style
9(30.0%)
Donkey ears
4(13.3%)

Which of the following represents the epitome of European Civilization

Soy sauce
0(0.0%)
the Crab Nebula
5(15.6%)
Lactose intolerance
8(25.0%)
Lurking
6(18.8%)
Dragonflies
7(21.9%)
Ghosts
6(18.8%)
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