Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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Grinwipey Poll


Quiz by Grinwipey, with real-world references by Bard.



Would you like spraggle your teacher's tulf-tags? [If you don't have a teacher of any sort, substitute your doctor or some other professional.]

Yes
4(16.0%)
No
9(36.0%)
!
12(48.0%)

Would you like to spraggle your teacher's tulf-tags with the teak beak?

Collops!
10(40.0%)
In a fish's minute!
8(32.0%)
Yes or no
7(28.0%)

Do you have a favorite politician?

Nimps
2(8.3%)
Do you take me for a hulverton?
14(58.3%)
Like a karrig-set!
8(33.3%)

When you stare "Nerthy" in the eye and call him "spuggers", what have you got?

Troubles
4(16.7%)
Shambles
6(25.0%)
Bubbles
7(29.2%)
Gambles
7(29.2%)

What's your favorite of these garments?

Waistcoat
5(20.0%)
Trousers
4(16.0%)
Skirt
6(24.0%)
Tunic
7(28.0%)
Wimple
3(12.0%)

Did you ever numb up the fumblebum and strum his drum with a heavy thumb?

Yes -- I was dumb
0(0.0%)
Yes -- it's my plum
5(20.8%)
Wasn't me! Was too much rum!
19(79.2%)

Febezzo droopsy elemnoy pilplle yoip?

Kindness to people in unfortunate circumstances.
1(4.0%)
Not poisoning children any more than necessary
10(40.0%)
Protecting the ultimate values and moral imperatives
2(8.0%)
Dessert
8(32.0%)
Preserving and expanding personal freedoms of all people
4(16.0%)
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