Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

The next tourist attraction we should build in Kismirth is:

The Adventuring Hall of Fame
7(18.4%)
The Ork 'n' Troll Hall of Flame
2(5.3%)
A Young-but-still-of-age Person's Garden of Genitalia
3(7.9%)
The best Mrastein restaurant ever
11(28.9%)
The Museum of Modern Magic.
15(39.5%)

One official office we must acquire as soon as possible is:

Minister of Miniatures
5(13.2%)
Mayor of Players
2(5.3%)
Registrar of Resistors
3(7.9%)
Overseer of the Overlooked
28(73.7%)
Proconsul of Prosimians
0(0.0%)

Pirly should really:

stop boinking people at work.
10(29.4%)
boink customers of all species, not just Herethroy
4(11.8%)
boink his master, not just customers
4(11.8%)
boink everybody in the whole World Tree
3(8.8%)
wash himself more often.
13(38.2%)

Our civic anthem should be:

We Like Everybody!
12(31.6%)
We Lick Everybody!
3(7.9%)
Come And Visit Us And Visit Us And Come
1(2.6%)
Hunka Hunka Burning Doom
4(10.5%)
It's Not Like That, Really!
18(47.4%)

Kismirth's greatest enemy is:

Waltzing zombies set on forbidding all other forms of dance
1(2.6%)
The Beast of Darkness and its dread sidekick, the Beast of Daylight Savings Time
4(10.5%)
A mashed-potato golem
5(13.2%)
Responsibihrame, the City of Ultimate Decency
18(47.4%)
Some pigeons
10(26.3%)

Our civic dish should be:

Poptaloops
23(59.0%)
Pepperoni pizza on a bacon crust
0(0.0%)
Chocolate-covered chub beetles
3(7.7%)
Aphrodesiac ice cream
4(10.3%)
Food. Lots and lots of food.
9(23.1%)
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