Mirrored from Sythyry.
“The great Lord Flokin employs three terrible Revenge-Makers for the torment of those who defy the Pyroclastic Prophecies! The first of the Revenge-Makers that Lord Flokin employs is Ji-Ka, the Fever, and this Ji-Ka brings dizziness and woe and pain, and leaves trembling which shall never be hidden by strength! The second of the Revenge-Makers that Lord Flokin employs is Gi-Ju, the Scorching, which inflicts the skin and the subcutaneous muscles, and brings pain and weakness, and leaves scars that shall never be hidden by fur! And the third of the Revenge-Makers that Lord Flokin employs is Ba-Go, the Lust, which inflicts the mind and the soul, and brings humiliation and impropriety, and leaves scars upon the reputation that shall never be hidden by time! These are the three terrible Revenge-Makers that the great Lord Flokin employs, and they shall find their employment within each who rejects us!” – Hubuchof Neja, arch-polemecist of the Pyroclastic Order, Hanija.
Tabragore: [on reading this] “Do you actually employ three Revenge-Makers as this Neja person says?”
Flokin: “Probably! I don’t know for sure though. My Elemental Resources department is rather higglety-pigglety.”