Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

Hell!

This is all very innocent of course. I would never send Sythyry to a Hell, right? I make sure zie and zir friends always have a happy and harmonious existence, right?

Still, just theoretically, what would a Hell of Mircannis be like?

What music would be played in Mircannis' Hell?

harps
0(0.0%)
disco
0(0.0%)
country + western
4(12.5%)
J-POP
0(0.0%)
Gregorian chants
4(12.5%)
Ice cream truck songs
7(21.9%)
Ravel's Bolero, only without the final few measures
3(9.4%)
Acid klezmer
2(6.2%)
Advertising jingles
12(37.5%)

Or, what kind of music would you recommend:

Which of the following would be a common meal there?

macrobiotic Brie on bagels with chocolate sprinklies
0(0.0%)
leather paired with fried green tomatoes
4(13.8%)
scrumptious salami and egg salad on Wonder bread with marshmallow spread
2(6.9%)
broccoli pizza
2(6.9%)
egg salad and catsup on baguette with grape jelly sandwich
0(0.0%)
sweet Cheddar cheese and parsley, parsley, grilled scallions, artichoke-parmesan dip, and garbanzos on whole wheat with strawberry jam
1(3.4%)
chocolate-covered ants offset by fortune cookies
3(10.3%)
tender tofu
6(20.7%)
egg salad and strawberry pastry with chocolate chips and almonds on rye with clotted blood sandwich
4(13.8%)
seitan, currants, ginger soy sauce, bacon bits, and seafood and fluffer-nutter on rye with horseradish
2(6.9%)
salami and more salami on white bread with Tabasco sauce sandwich
5(17.2%)

Or, what kind of food would you recommend:

And names. Mircannis seems to have a thing about names. How would names in Mircannis' Hell work?

Numbers, not names.
6(18.8%)
Long names, which must be said correctly on pain of an electric shock
10(31.2%)
A flag with your name on it stuck in your head.
5(15.6%)
Stupid obligatory nicknames
11(34.4%)

Or, what kind of naming conventions would you recommend:

Is there sex in Hell?

Yes, between 3 and 6 every Thursday. Attendance is mandatory.
3(10.0%)
Yes: as a prize for finishing your whole dinner.
1(3.3%)
Yes, but partners are chosen by lottery every night.
1(3.3%)
Yes, but partners are assigned at random and never ever changed. Extramarital sex is punished severely
4(13.3%)
Yes, but everyone else is watching and critiquing your performance.
9(30.0%)
Yes. (Orgasms, no.)
12(40.0%)

Or, what kind of sex would you recommend:

What are the toilets like in Hell?

Sparkly-clean. Mircannis does not want her Hell to be disgusting, after all.
4(14.8%)
Maintained by the inmates as they see fit.
2(7.4%)
Sparkly-clean, but the seats are bumpy and jagged.
1(3.7%)
Sparkly-clean, but they move around a lot and are frequently inconveniently located.
20(74.1%)

Or, what kind of toilets would you recommend:

Are there board games in Hell?

Yes, between 3 and 6 every Friday. Attendance is mandatory.
3(10.3%)
Yes, as a punishment for not finishing your whole dinner.
1(3.4%)
Yes, but they are long, drawn-out, tedious games of chance with no skill possible.
20(69.0%)
Yes, but only cooperative games (just like in Mircannis' Heaven)
5(17.2%)

Or, what kind of board games would you recommend:

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