This is all very innocent of course. I would never send Sythyry to a
Hell, right? I make sure zie and zir friends always have a happy and
harmonious existence, right?
Still, just theoretically, what would a Hell of Mircannis be like?
What music would be played in Mircannis' Hell?
country + western
Ice cream truck songs
Ravel's Bolero, only without the final few measures
Or, what kind of music would you recommend:
Which of the following would be a common meal there?
macrobiotic Brie on bagels with chocolate sprinklies
leather paired with fried green tomatoes
scrumptious salami and egg salad on Wonder bread with marshmallow
egg salad and catsup on baguette with grape jelly sandwich
sweet Cheddar cheese and parsley, parsley, grilled scallions,
artichoke-parmesan dip, and garbanzos on whole wheat with strawberry
chocolate-covered ants offset by fortune cookies
egg salad and strawberry pastry with chocolate chips and almonds on rye
with clotted blood sandwich
seitan, currants, ginger soy sauce, bacon bits, and seafood and
fluffer-nutter on rye with horseradish
salami and more salami on white bread with Tabasco sauce sandwich
Or, what kind of food would you recommend:
And names. Mircannis seems to have a thing about names. How would names in
Mircannis' Hell work?
Numbers, not names.
Long names, which must be said correctly on pain of an electric shock
A flag with your name on it stuck in your head.
Stupid obligatory nicknames
Or, what kind of naming conventions would you recommend:
Is there sex in Hell?
Yes, between 3 and 6 every Thursday. Attendance is mandatory.
Yes: as a prize for finishing your whole dinner.
Yes, but partners are chosen by lottery every night.
Yes, but partners are assigned at random and never ever changed.
Extramarital sex is punished severely
Yes, but everyone else is watching and critiquing your
Yes. (Orgasms, no.)
Or, what kind of sex would you recommend:
What are the toilets like in Hell?
Sparkly-clean. Mircannis does not want her Hell to
be disgusting, after all.
Maintained by the inmates as they see fit.
Sparkly-clean, but the seats are bumpy and jagged.
Sparkly-clean, but they move around a lot and are frequently
Or, what kind of toilets would you recommend:
Are there board games in Hell?
Yes, between 3 and 6 every Friday. Attendance is mandatory.
Yes, as a punishment for not finishing your whole dinner.
Yes, but they are long, drawn-out, tedious games of chance with no
Yes, but only cooperative games (just like in Mircannis' Heaven)
Or, what kind of board games would you recommend: