How nice a place is this Heaven of Mircannis (as seen so far)? 1 = Hell. 10 = actual Heaven.
Mean: 6.71 Median: 7 Std. Dev 1.32
Would you want to visit, based on what you have seen so far? (1 = no! 10 = Yes!)
Mean: 7.16 Median: 7 Std. Dev 2.10
Would you want to live there, based on what you have seen so far? (1 = no! 10 = Yes!)
Mean: 3.61 Median: 3 Std. Dev 1.91
What new feature (not contradicting anything which has been seen so far (but assuming everything seen so far is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Thefefy)) would improve this Heaven?
What new feature (not contradicting anything which has been seen so far (but assuming everything seen so far is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Thefefy)) would worsen this Heaven?
Which of these would surprise you the most if it appeared in this Heaven?
the planet Neptune
8(25.0%)
an entrance to the Blood Wars of D&D
10(31.2%)
A rainbow-farting unicorn
0(0.0%)
A self-torture chamber
3(9.4%)
Some adolescent Orren hiding out (offworld) from monsters
1(3.1%)
Which of these would upset you the most if it appeared in this Heaven?
Adolf Hitler, snatched at the moment of death, in a tank of mysterious life-sustaining fluid
6(18.2%)
All of Earth's supply of ice cream, just stolen a few seconds ago
10(30.3%)
All the lost socks, ever
1(3.0%)
The Scroll of Ultimate Deathiness
4(12.1%)
Captain Kirk in bed with some Elfimel
5(15.2%)
Which of these would delight you the most if it appeared in this Heaven?
a disco that the Elfimel destroy each cycle
5(16.1%)
The new love of Sythyry's life
5(16.1%)
Valuable treasure, easy to steal
1(3.2%)
a menagerie of animals thought to be extinct on the World Tree
12(38.7%)
a giant computer that can be fooled by logic
2(6.5%)
A device for turning music into a clear, plastic-like substance
4(12.9%)
Captain Kirk / other Star Trek character of your choice. (And by '/' I mean 'slash')
2(6.5%)