In case it's not obvious: the Heaven of Mircannis we're currently seeing is not Bard's idea of a proper heaven. It doesn't correspond to the Heaven, or sex fantasy, of any person or religion that Bard is aware of, and it is not intended as a parody of any of them either. It's inspired by utopian, dystopian, and children's literature of the last century. (Yes, children's -- some of the scenery and dialog wouldn't be too out of place in Oz. Other bits would be quite out of place there!)
Of course, at least one person has told me they find it quite sexy. Enjoy! Though I suspect we will not see too much of that aspect of Heaven.