Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
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Interlude: Choose Your Own Adventure!

Choose Your Own World Tree Adventure!

You are a...

Calamitous Cani
3(10.3%)
Gormless Gormoror
0(0.0%)
Hapless Herethroy
3(10.3%)
Khtsoyis Kingpin
0(0.0%)
Obtuse Orren
5(17.2%)
Reckless Rassimel
8(27.6%)
Sleazy Sleeth
4(13.8%)
Zestfully Random Zi Ri
6(20.7%)

Or maybe ...

Named

Ruth the Ruthless
2(8.7%)
Ruth Wartooth
4(17.4%)
Max Bloodaxe
0(0.0%)
Ned the Red
4(17.4%)
Squarebear Fairhair
2(8.7%)
Clerk the Berserk
4(17.4%)
Squeak the Meek Geek who's kinda Sleek
5(21.7%)
Hairy Plotter
2(8.7%)

Or maybe ...

Your best friend is a:

Clumsy Cani
4(13.8%)
Galumphing Gormoror
1(3.4%)
Harmless Herethroy
0(0.0%)
Khtsoyis Knight
2(6.9%)
Obsequious Orren
3(10.3%)
Radient Rassimel
6(20.7%)
Slinky Sleeth
9(31.0%)
Zealous, Ruthless Zi Ri
4(13.8%)

Or maybe ...

You are on the quest for:

a +3 Bizarre Kind of Plaster
2(7.4%)
the Whirling Lens Of Terrible Iridescence
10(37.0%)
the Holy Unicorn Of Magical Conjurer's Balrogs
3(11.1%)
a +1 Necromancer's Jar Of Evil
1(3.7%)
the True Giant Scroll Of ColdPurification Of Grandeur
2(7.4%)
a +1 Righteous Silent Scroll Of Dreadlock Zap
0(0.0%)
the Vizier's Wand Of Righteous Comfortable Haploid Monotonicity
4(14.8%)
the Roasted Apocalyptist's Trumpet Of The Blessed Lost Spirits
5(18.5%)

Or maybe ...

But suddenly, right in your path, appears a ...

Nice Nendrai!
6(20.0%)
Confused Carcanofex!
2(6.7%)
Chortling Chromodon!
2(6.7%)
Huggy Hugeng!
3(10.0%)
Brainy Blee!
8(26.7%)
Terpsichorean Taptet!
4(13.3%)
Mhorose Mherobump!
3(10.0%)
Noblate Norren!
2(6.7%)

Or maybe ...

You and your friend defeat it with your

Mighty thews
2(7.7%)
Mighty trews
1(3.8%)
Mighty trees
3(11.5%)
Mighty Crees
0(0.0%)
Mighty creed
6(23.1%)
Mighty breed
3(11.5%)
Mighty bleed
1(3.8%)
Mighty bleep
10(38.5%)

Or maybe ...

and your

Rapier-sharp dialog
6(20.7%)
Halberd-sharp witticisms
1(3.4%)
Battleaxe-sharp diplomacy
6(20.7%)
Broadsword-sharp companionability
4(13.8%)
Trireme-sharp savoir-faire
5(17.2%)
Glaive-guisarme-glaive-glaive-sharp etiquette
5(17.2%)
Cudgel-sharp equanamity
2(6.9%)
Lasso-sharp haughteur
0(0.0%)

Or maybe ...

And from its steaming corpse you take

the Doomful Runesword
1(3.6%)
a +1 Charming Warlock's Horn Of Chastity
4(14.3%)
a +1 Nacreous Comforter
8(28.6%)
the Diviner's Doomed Grail
8(28.6%)
a +4 Haruspex's Topaz Runesword Of Piquant Omens
7(25.0%)

So you

call it a day
6(23.1%)
call it a night
20(76.9%)

Or maybe ...

And go back to your favorite tavern,

The Red Dragon
6(23.1%)
The Red Lobster
2(7.7%)
The Red Rooster
5(19.2%)
The Red Menace
7(26.9%)
The Red Thin Line
6(23.1%)

Or maybe ...

And have a delicious dinner of:

Nihondras Day cake
0(0.0%)
affan
1(3.4%)
arhoolie leaves
0(0.0%)
chissowary
1(3.4%)
chub-beetles
2(6.9%)
consimmons
0(0.0%)
gleddah
0(0.0%)
kathia
0(0.0%)
offirrah
0(0.0%)
pjedly
0(0.0%)
plue
0(0.0%)
poptaloops
9(31.0%)

Or maybe ...

And put all your experience in:

Healoc
2(6.7%)
Cley Base
3(10.0%)
Sneak
0(0.0%)
Flirting
5(16.7%)
Dentistry
1(3.3%)
Echolocation
0(0.0%)
Morphology
2(6.7%)
Parody
2(6.7%)
Whatever
3(10.0%)
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