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Alphabetise the Acrimonious Bantam:
Good beginner spell
5(22.7%)
Every adventurer should know this
0(0.0%)
For evil wizards only
1(4.5%)
Excellent attack spell
1(4.5%)
Excellent defense spell
3(13.6%)
Not worth the cley to cast
11(50.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(4.5%)
Avenge the Aggressive Book:
Good beginner spell
3(13.6%)
Every adventurer should know this
2(9.1%)
For evil wizards only
2(9.1%)
Excellent attack spell
3(13.6%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.1%)
Not worth the cley to cast
7(31.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(4.5%)
Bedazzle the Boiling Butterfly:
Good beginner spell
5(23.8%)
Every adventurer should know this
5(23.8%)
For evil wizards only
1(4.8%)
Excellent attack spell
1(4.8%)
Excellent defense spell
7(33.3%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(9.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Bestow the Chartreuse Cabbage:
Good beginner spell
8(36.4%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(13.6%)
For evil wizards only
2(9.1%)
Excellent attack spell
3(13.6%)
Excellent defense spell
0(0.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
1(4.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
4(18.2%)
Burn the Congruent Cani:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
0(0.0%)
For evil wizards only
8(36.4%)
Excellent attack spell
10(45.5%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.1%)
Not worth the cley to cast
0(0.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
2(9.1%)
Create the Disreputable Dik-Dik:
Good beginner spell
1(4.8%)
Every adventurer should know this
2(9.5%)
For evil wizards only
5(23.8%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.5%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(9.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
6(28.6%)
Defenestrate the Excruciating Dinosaur:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(14.3%)
For evil wizards only
4(19.0%)
Excellent attack spell
8(38.1%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.5%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(9.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Flagellate the First Dog:
Good beginner spell
3(14.3%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(14.3%)
For evil wizards only
7(33.3%)
Excellent attack spell
4(19.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(4.8%)
Not worth the cley to cast
0(0.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
3(14.3%)
Gild the Forgotten Doom:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
6(28.6%)
For evil wizards only
5(23.8%)
Excellent attack spell
3(14.3%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.5%)
Not worth the cley to cast
1(4.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
3(14.3%)
Graft the Fortuitous Euphemism:
Good beginner spell
3(14.3%)
Every adventurer should know this
7(33.3%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(4.8%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(9.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
4(19.0%)
Ignore the Glass Ferret:
Good beginner spell
2(9.5%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(14.3%)
For evil wizards only
1(4.8%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
7(33.3%)
Not worth the cley to cast
4(19.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
3(14.3%)
Internalize the Incomprehensible Food:
Good beginner spell
2(9.5%)
Every adventurer should know this
12(57.1%)
For evil wizards only
3(14.3%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(4.8%)
Not worth the cley to cast
1(4.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Jump the Intimidating Fripperies:
Good beginner spell
5(23.8%)
Every adventurer should know this
6(28.6%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
1(4.8%)
Excellent defense spell
3(14.3%)
Not worth the cley to cast
4(19.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
2(9.5%)
License the Lazy Fruit:
Good beginner spell
2(9.5%)
Every adventurer should know this
2(9.5%)
For evil wizards only
2(9.5%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
0(0.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
12(57.1%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
3(14.3%)
Lubricate the Lithe Hatstand:
Good beginner spell
1(4.8%)
Every adventurer should know this
1(4.8%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(4.8%)
Not worth the cley to cast
1(4.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
14(66.7%)
Map the Mimsy Insult:
Good beginner spell
6(28.6%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(14.3%)
For evil wizards only
2(9.5%)
Excellent attack spell
3(14.3%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.5%)
Not worth the cley to cast
5(23.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Orphan the Nice Lily:
Good beginner spell
5(25.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
0(0.0%)
For evil wizards only
6(30.0%)
Excellent attack spell
1(5.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(5.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
7(35.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Reach the Obnoxious Lists:
Good beginner spell
5(26.3%)
Every adventurer should know this
5(26.3%)
For evil wizards only
4(21.1%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(5.3%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(10.5%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(5.3%)
Reconstitute the Perfect Meal:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
16(76.2%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
0(0.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
0(0.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(4.8%)
Rile the Pernicious Orren:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
1(5.0%)
For evil wizards only
3(15.0%)
Excellent attack spell
8(40.0%)
Excellent defense spell
2(10.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
0(0.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
3(15.0%)
Rotate the Piratical Politician:
Good beginner spell
1(5.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(15.0%)
For evil wizards only
5(25.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(5.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(10.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
2(10.0%)
Ruffle the Sleepy Pudding:
Good beginner spell
6(30.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
1(5.0%)
For evil wizards only
1(5.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
1(5.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
6(30.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
5(25.0%)
Saute the Sneaky Pundit:
Good beginner spell
1(5.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(15.0%)
For evil wizards only
3(15.0%)
Excellent attack spell
4(20.0%)
Excellent defense spell
2(10.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(10.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(5.0%)
Sauté the Tall Racetrack:
Good beginner spell
0(0.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
0(0.0%)
For evil wizards only
1(5.0%)
Excellent attack spell
4(20.0%)
Excellent defense spell
2(10.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
8(40.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
5(25.0%)
Sing the Tangled Sarcophagus:
Good beginner spell
1(5.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
2(10.0%)
For evil wizards only
6(30.0%)
Excellent attack spell
3(15.0%)
Excellent defense spell
2(10.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
5(25.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(5.0%)
Stab the Upwind Second:
Good beginner spell
1(5.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
5(25.0%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
9(45.0%)
Excellent defense spell
3(15.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
2(10.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
0(0.0%)
Subdue the Useless Statue:
Good beginner spell
5(25.0%)
Every adventurer should know this
1(5.0%)
For evil wizards only
0(0.0%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
3(15.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
10(50.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
1(5.0%)
Toss the Vile Tentacle:
Good beginner spell
2(9.5%)
Every adventurer should know this
3(14.3%)
For evil wizards only
6(28.6%)
Excellent attack spell
5(23.8%)
Excellent defense spell
2(9.5%)
Not worth the cley to cast
0(0.0%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
2(9.5%)
Zero the Willful Wilderness:
Good beginner spell
2(9.5%)
Every adventurer should know this
9(42.9%)
For evil wizards only
1(4.8%)
Excellent attack spell
0(0.0%)
Excellent defense spell
4(19.0%)
Not worth the cley to cast
1(4.8%)
Should be made illegal in civilized places
2(9.5%)