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A Very Polite Note [2 Lage 4261]

The note is very polite and very straightforward. It is
pretty much the most perplexing thing I have ever read in my
life.


Dear Sythyry,

We were delighted to make your acquaintance last 26th Thory
4261 and have some time, albeit interrupted, to chat and
make a more detailed acquaintance. Please forgive us for
the behavior of Ysgwyd — she is not a bad girl, though she
has fallen among the worst company and absolutely refuses to
make matters any better by any action or inaction on her
part whatsoever despite repeated entreaties and frequent and
entirely reasonable requests.

Most extremely sincerely,

Thaura and Hispis

I suppose it’s reasonable for them to apologize to me for
their daughter’s behavior. Or is she an ex-daughter?
Legally she might be, but as far as I know biologically
that’s preposterous. I don’t even know if she’s
their daughter — most likely there was an Orren man
involved somewhere.

Orren men are the best part of some evenings!

Personal enthusiasm aside, I don’t know exactly how
sex-changing spells work with reproduction. I have the
impression that the simplest ones are likely to produce
birth defects … which I suppose might account for some of
Ysgwyd’s behavior?

Or perhaps she’s just traff on her own, without any
particular deeper cause or excuse?

Like, well, me?

Sometimes I wish it were possible to erase things I write in
this journal.

Anyways, I know what to do about that. Or, maybe, I
don’t know what to do about that, but I know what I’m
doing with that, and with whom, and, I am pretty
sure, when the next time shall be. (Tonight, but a bit on
the late side ’cause Ilottat has to finish writing a brief
essay on comparative revenge first.)

What do I do about, with, for, or even against Ilottat’s in-laws?

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