Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC and OOM

OOC: I've been sick with a cold for a while, so no energy for Sythyry journal entries. Thanks to caffiene, too many naps, and a Passover bacon cheeseburger with shrimp and scorpions, I am at least active and conscious, though, alarmingly, utterly devoid of judgement. This is a problem when cooking, as the victims of the spinach-potato casserole I am making to feed to Unitarians at a Seder tonight will shortly discover.

It's also a problem in more general matters. That's where you come in...

Which of these is the worst idea for me to do?

Waterskiing down the Potomac, being towed by a pair of bright green dragons.
0(0.0%)
Celebrating Passover by writing a sentimental fictional biography of Hitler, from the point of view of his violin.
6(20.7%)
Constructing and wearing a runcible hat made largely of tacks and radium.
2(6.9%)
Trying very hard to seduce the improper fraction 33/15, and ignoring beetiger in the process.
6(20.7%)
Confusing a squeaky noise cause by inner ear problems with termites burrowing in the study wall, and spraying every toxic chemical around the house, thereby endangering Mothra?
11(37.9%)

And, conversely, which of these is the best idea for me to do?

Waterskiing down the Susquehanna, being towed by a pair of bright blue winged sphinxes.
13(46.4%)
Celebrating Beltane by writing a sentimental fictional biography of Stalin, from the point of view of his PC.
7(25.0%)
Constructing and wearing a runcible vase made largely of duct tape and radium.
2(7.1%)
Trying very hard to reduce the improper fraction 33/15, and ignoring beetiger in the process.
3(10.7%)
Confusing a squeaky noise cause by inner ear problems with termites burrowing in the study wall, and spraying every toxic chemical around the house, thereby endangering Mothra?
2(7.1%)

Any other recommendations?

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