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OOC -- a War Quiz.

There are, of course, no good answers. That's how this war is, y'know? (Survey prepared with much help from a random phrase generator.)

Who, in your opinion, should be set as the military governor of Iraq, after the conquest?

Greta Garbo
1(3.3%)
Mother Theresa
3(10.0%)
Ludwig van Beethoven
6(20.0%)
Ralph Waldo Emerson
9(30.0%)
Rudyard Kipling
11(36.7%)

Ari Fleischer reminds you of:

an artistic banana slug
6(20.7%)
a sham beaver
4(13.8%)
a keening ferret
6(20.7%)
a teenage cobra
3(10.3%)
a frail slug
5(17.2%)
a droopy wolf
5(17.2%)

When you first heard that we were bombing Baghdad on Tuesday,

You wept for the loss of priceless Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.
1(3.3%)
You swore not to cut your hair until Bart Simpson returned home.
3(10.0%)
You waved an American fag, or, lacking one, a Canadian bisexual.
3(10.0%)
You sighed, and ate another donut.
13(43.3%)
You decided to emigrate to Mordor.
10(33.3%)

For their hideous crimes against the U.S.A., France should:

Be forced to call them "French Fries" instead of "pommes frites".
2(6.7%)
Be sent to bed without any wine.
0(0.0%)
Be teased about their attempt to conquer Russia.
10(33.3%)
Eat American cheese.
10(33.3%)
Send us a companion piece to the Statue of Liberty -- this one will be called the Statue of Security, and it won't look nearly so brazen and radical. We'll post it at the mouth of the Potomac.
8(26.7%)

You have just sworn to

refuse to participate in the corrupt American political process in any way at all.
5(17.9%)
support Bush in all the things he does.
0(0.0%)
support Islamic militants in all the things they do.
1(3.6%)
forget the whole thing as quickly as possible.
11(39.3%)
cry a lot and that's it.
11(39.3%)
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