May 22nd, 2013

sythyry-doomed

OOC: poll about ... um ... something

Which is the best way to think about it?

Bard cracked a tooth, is having it removed, and is getting an implant
5(18.5%)
Bard is turning into a cyborg with a partially-titanium skeleton
22(81.5%)

For a good time, call ...

555-1212 [actual number redacted]
2(7.1%)
Sexually Available Personages Я Us
3(10.7%)
PartyTime
1(3.6%)
System.nanosecondClock()
22(78.6%)

Which of these is the greatest pleasure of those listed here?

Watching major motion pictures
0(0.0%)
Feeling the bones of your enemies crunch beneath your feet
2(7.4%)
Experiencing amateur artistic works by unknown artists
7(25.9%)
Sleeping in climate-controlled conditions
7(25.9%)
Devouring delicacies from all around the world
11(40.7%)

Which of these is the greatest sorrow (of those listed here, not of all possible sorrows)?

Breaking up with that person you date/boink once in a while
10(37.0%)
Toothache leading to extraction and low-grade cyborging
2(7.4%)
Missing the winning lottery ticket by one number
2(7.4%)
Watching tornadoes destroy a city half a continent away
8(29.6%)
Boy bands
5(18.5%)

Which of these is the most tempting sleazy 17th-century inn? (All taken from a real table in a real RPG which Bard did not write)

The Choked Yolk
2(7.1%)
The Spent Buns
7(25.0%)
The Gushing Bottom
2(7.1%)
The Angry Pedant
9(32.1%)
The Odious Trousers
2(7.1%)
The Engorged Beetle
6(21.4%)
The Sickening Belch
0(0.0%)

Which of these is not a real town?

The Dud of Flamister
0(0.0%)
The Candle of the Sneuk
1(3.8%)
The Wee Tuffer of Snough
3(11.5%)
The Head of Work
0(0.0%)
The Tongue of Gangsta
12(46.2%)
Gentleman's Ha
3(11.5%)
Flossy Groups
2(7.7%)
Da Scrodhurdins
1(3.8%)
Da Niggards
1(3.8%)
The Point of the Sluther
2(7.7%)
Flae-Ass
1(3.8%)

Which of these should be a real place?

A despair-removal stand run by a cute anime angel
3(10.7%)
A find-your-true-love detective agency run by a cute anime catgirl
7(25.0%)
A negative-calorie cookie shop run by a cute anime fox-girl
6(21.4%)
A free electronic device shop run by a cute anime lightning alien girl
1(3.6%)
A cure-any-disease clinic run by a hideous anime tentacle monster
11(39.3%)

Where are you on this scale? 1 = Secure in the knowledge that your hair color conveys spiritual supremacy. 10 = Able to emit devastating energy blasts from your ears.

Mean: 4.19 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.47
1
4(14.8%)
2
2(7.4%)
3
8(29.6%)
4
3(11.1%)
5
4(14.8%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
1(3.7%)
8
4(14.8%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(3.7%)

How scientific is a religion with "Science" in its name, such as Scientology or Christian Science? 1 = not at all; 10 = totally.

Mean: 1.57 Median: 1 Std. Dev 0.73
1
16(57.1%)
2
8(28.6%)
3
4(14.3%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

How scientific is an academic discipline with "Science" in its name, such as Computer Science, Food Science, or Social Science?

Mean: 5.64 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.22
1
1(3.6%)
2
2(7.1%)
3
3(10.7%)
4
3(10.7%)
5
3(10.7%)
6
4(14.3%)
7
5(17.9%)
8
5(17.9%)
9
2(7.1%)
10
0(0.0%)

Which of these would make a better superhero?

The Bicuspid
0(0.0%)
The Orange Ocelot
4(14.3%)
Honey Badger
8(28.6%)
The Stitcher in Time
4(14.3%)
The Snap-Dragon
8(28.6%)
The Living Torpedo
3(10.7%)
Peacey Pea
1(3.6%)

And which would be that superhero's nemesis?

The Tooth Pastor
0(0.0%)
The Mauve Manatee
6(21.4%)
The Fastest Food
5(17.9%)
Wormgetter Bird
3(10.7%)
The Dandy Lion
10(35.7%)
The Eggbreaker (and sidekick Omelette)
4(14.3%)

If you were, speaking entirely hypothetically, going to secretly administer anti-flatulence drugs to a coworker without their consent or knowledge, you would

Put them in coffee
12(44.4%)
"Accidentally" stumble against the coworker while holding them in a charged hypodermic needle
1(3.7%)
"Accidentally" administer nitrous oxide to the coworker and implant a six-month time delay drug capsule
2(7.4%)
"Accidentally" seduce coworker with offers of anal sex, but instead of a normal phallus or analog, use a syringe of specially engineered odorless bacteria
2(7.4%)
"Accidentally" hypnotize company president, have him order coworker to take the damn anti-gas pills already.
10(37.0%)