September 1st, 2012

sythyry-doomed

Result Quiz

And the affectionate, purring kitten has won the Supreme Prize!

What should the Supreme Prize, to be enjoyed by the affectionate, purring kitten, be?

A two-week vacation for two to Cancun!
1(4.8%)
A new-model BMW spiffy car!
1(4.8%)
Marriage into the royal family of Monaco!
6(28.6%)
Full pardons for a dozen incarcerated people of its choice!
1(4.8%)
Laser Vision!
9(42.9%)
a +6 Great Throne Of Alacrity
3(14.3%)

And the second prize, for the ultimate socket wrench -- what should it be?

A lifetime supply of Hostess products!
4(19.0%)
An enemy being eaten by barracudas!
2(9.5%)
A one-week vacation in Cancu!
2(9.5%)
Marriage with the third daughter of the Duke of Edinburgh
5(23.8%)
a +5 Shattered Mystic Scroll Of Restructured Emotions Pattern Of Yan-C-Bin
8(38.1%)

And the third prize, to be awarded to an ominous hum, should be ...

A four-day vacation in Canc!
0(0.0%)
A lifetime supply of Ovengold pretzels!
4(19.0%)
Marriage with the cousin of the Count of Monte Crisco
2(9.5%)
A fully loaded Harley-Davidson motorcycle!
10(47.6%)
the +4 Unusual Shard Of Ozma
5(23.8%)

And the fourth prize, shared by 'the theory of evolution' and 'getting plenty of sleep', should be:

A two-day vacation to Can!
2(10.0%)
A lifetime supply of generic potato chips!
5(25.0%)
Marriage with the ex=wife of the Red Baron!
1(5.0%)
A really sweet skateboard!
9(45.0%)
a +3 Vicious Epee Of Uranus
3(15.0%)

And the booby prize, to be given to X-Rays, is...

A one-day vacation to Ca!
2(9.5%)
A lifetime supply of generic salt!
5(23.8%)
Marriage with someone who saw the Queen of England once (no other details available)
0(0.0%)
A pair of sneakers!
4(19.0%)
a +1 Serious Toaster Oven Of Tenacity
10(47.6%)