Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

OOC - more magic item quiz

It was a borning meeting in RL this morning, but I kinda had to listen with half my mind, so I added a bunch of useful stuff to the magic item generator with the other half. Now you, too, must suffer.

Which of these would you most like to have?

the Sorcerous Silver Epee Of The Great Ones
0(0.0%)
the Glorious Candelabra Of Purgatory
0(0.0%)
the Telekenetic Harp Of Leaping Law
1(4.8%)
the Flashing Venomed Guidebook
0(0.0%)
a +2 Lovely Beaker Of Hell
0(0.0%)
the Hopeful Cube Of Titans
3(14.3%)
the Jubilant Whirling Staff
2(9.5%)
the Legendary Amulet Of The Hopeful Ninja
5(23.8%)
the Concealed Greatsword Of The Herbalist
2(9.5%)
a +1 Gruesome Jubilant Axe Of Venomous Mastery
0(0.0%)
the Rune-Encrusted Wizardly Censer Of Glowing Dust
0(0.0%)
the Lovely Ruby Bracer Of Alacrity
5(23.8%)
a +2 Venomous Nightgown
0(0.0%)
the Kind Echoing Medallion Of Crooning Mystery
3(14.3%)
a +3 Gruesome Cup Of The Lost Ones
0(0.0%)

Which is the best birthday present for your psycho ex?

a +2 Hidden Mesmeric Greatsword Of The Enchanter
0(0.0%)
a +2 Holy Potion Of The Short-Order Cook
1(4.8%)
the Gruesome Bladed Statuette
0(0.0%)
the Rotating Pretentious Sword Of Charming Krakens
0(0.0%)
the Piquant Tourmaline Rune Of Practicality
1(4.8%)
a +4 Essence-Laden Terrible Crown
0(0.0%)
a +1 Venomous Bright Brown Sequinned G-Strings
0(0.0%)
a +3 Vicious Scabbard Of Monotonicity
1(4.8%)
the Magnificent Lamp Of Fate
1(4.8%)
a +3 Sassy Talisman Of Chastity
6(28.6%)
the Conservative Menorah
2(9.5%)
a +3 Sorcerous Iridescent Pendulum Of The Pitiful Magnificent Spirit
2(9.5%)
the Nacreous Axe Of Kindly Dancing Comfortable Mystery
0(0.0%)
a +2 Lost Epee
0(0.0%)
a +3 Everlasting Succinct Flamberge
0(0.0%)
a +3 Generally Efficacious Gleaming Lamp
0(0.0%)
a +2 Doomsome Tainted Globe Of Invulnerable Hypocrisy
4(19.0%)
the Accidental Favorite Prostitute Of Lost Excellence
1(4.8%)
a +5 Glorious Ring Of Occult Mystery-Laden Glabrous Insidious Evil
2(9.5%)

Which should I (Sythyry) make next?

a +1 Essential Lens Of Mystical Lucky Mastery
1(5.0%)
the Brash Glowing Flammifer
2(10.0%)
the Bladed Hermetic Harpoon Of Palo Alto
2(10.0%)
a +2 Channelled Comforter Of Giant Venomed Stallions
1(5.0%)
a +1 Hidden Trancendental Lamp Of Resiny Ice
1(5.0%)
a +4 Hermetic Censer Of The Angel
1(5.0%)
the Regressive Proverbial Emerald
0(0.0%)
the Wicked Concealed Cloak
3(15.0%)
a +5 Essential Ornament
1(5.0%)
a +5 Doomed Prophecy-Laden Necklace
4(20.0%)
a +3 Telekenetic Scroll Of Flame
0(0.0%)
a +4 Gleaming Ruby Of Mastery
1(5.0%)
the Proverbial Potion Of Everlasting Destruction
0(0.0%)
a +3 Necromantic Bracer Of The Ninja
0(0.0%)
a +3 Merciful Golden Runesword
0(0.0%)
a +3 Holy Flashing Necklace
1(5.0%)
the Menacing Trancendental Rod
2(10.0%)

Which of these should never, ever be made under any circumstance?

the Wicked Infinite Talisman
5(23.8%)
the Telekenetic Infinite Crown Of The Blessed Concealed Lost Spirits
0(0.0%)
the Sorcerous Lance Of Propriety
1(4.8%)
a +4 Giant Giant Glove
0(0.0%)
the Eldrich Essential Cup Of The Wise Ones
0(0.0%)
a +5 Wizardly Lost Comforter Of Detonation
3(14.3%)
the Curse-Containing Grail
1(4.8%)
a +5 Scottish Glorious Wand Of Destruction
2(9.5%)
a +5 Shining Whirling Candelabra Of Robert E. Lee
3(14.3%)
a +2 Redundant Flaming Flamberge
2(9.5%)
a +1 Hoary Comforter Of Palindromicity
1(4.8%)
the Angelic Pentagonal Wand Of The Doomed Ones
0(0.0%)
a +4 Pretentious Mirror
0(0.0%)
a +4 Foul Shard
2(9.5%)
the Iridescent Fearsome Ornament Of The Druid
0(0.0%)
the Flaming Gruesome Lute
1(4.8%)

Which of these should be given to George W. Bush as soon as possible?

the Pretentious Censer
2(9.5%)
the Fearsome Necromantic Three-Piece Suits
4(19.0%)
a +4 Glorious Topaz
0(0.0%)
a +3 Tourmaline Necklace Of Infinite Legendary Tainted Aptitude
0(0.0%)
a +5 Terrible Medallion Of Wings
1(4.8%)
a +1 Omen-Charged Tourmaline Talisman
0(0.0%)
a +3 Spinning Infernal Lens Of Grand Doomsome Intensity
2(9.5%)
the Twisting Flaming Censer Of Rune-Encrusted Jocularity
0(0.0%)
a +2 Crooning Flask Of Golden Kindly Aptitude
7(33.3%)
the Supreme Rune Of The Drake
0(0.0%)
the Etherial Hermetic Tiara Of Wyrms
0(0.0%)
a +2 Kind Trancendental Ornament
0(0.0%)
a +1 Dancing Legendary Amulet Of Blessed Perfection
1(4.8%)
the Rotating Comforter
0(0.0%)
the Flowery Throne
1(4.8%)
the Despairing Periapt
2(9.5%)
the Mana-Infused Axe
0(0.0%)
the Fay Arcane Flammifer Of The Doomed Ones
1(4.8%)
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