Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Magic Items

OOC: For no obvious reason, I decided that my text editor was Not Complete without a random impressive-sounding magic item generator. So...

Which one would you like?

a +4 Terrible Tourmaline Of Excellence
2(4.4%)
the Doomed Menacing Runesword Of Quiet Doom
2(4.4%)
the Sorcerous Ruby Potion Of James Randi
1(2.2%)
a +5 Grand Globe Of Kindness
9(20.0%)
a +4 Mighty Crystal Censer Of Wicked Courtesy
9(20.0%)
the Vicious Candelabra
4(8.9%)
the Everlasting Hoary Glove Of Wicked Fleshly Imminent Unicorns
5(11.1%)
a +4 Silver Astral Lens
7(15.6%)
the Legendary Importantly Bloodsucking Sword Of Lecherous Chaos
6(13.3%)

Which one(s) would make good gifts for a couple of high-level adventurers who are getting married, whom you suspect are NPCs but you're not entirely sure they're not PC's?

the Shining Shield
0(0.0%)
the Proverbial Tourmaline Brazier Of Topaz Happiness
3(6.7%)
a +1 Legendary Wand Of Utter Doom
0(0.0%)
a +4 Stupid Proverbial Topaz Of Eldrich Greedy Good
0(0.0%)
a +1 Golden Greatsword Of Golden Beautiful Unicorns
1(2.2%)
a +2 Insidious Golden Necklace
0(0.0%)
a +4 Doomed Infinite Tourmaline
0(0.0%)
a +5 Golden Lute
1(2.2%)
the Etherial Hermetic Chasuble
1(2.2%)
the Diamond Fork
3(6.7%)
a +1 Everlasting Flammifer Of Dragons
0(0.0%)
a +5 Ruby Mystical Virtue Problem Of Doomful Female Chaos
0(0.0%)
the Glowing Runesword Of Sauron
0(0.0%)

Which would be your top choice of a McGuffin in a medium-length heroic fantasy story or game?

a +3 Tourmaline Flamboyant Forgery
2(4.4%)
a +5 Fearsome Flammifer
3(6.7%)
a +3 Hoary Topaz Of Neptune
0(0.0%)
a +3 Flamboyant Glowing Shield
4(8.9%)
the Magical Throne Of Efficacious Doom
6(13.3%)
a +2 Vicious Shard
3(6.7%)
the Tourmaline Exceptional Tourmaline
2(4.4%)
a +1 Fearsome Insidious Emerald Of Genies
2(4.4%)
the Legendary Helm
3(6.7%)
a +3 Pentagonal Ruby Glove Of Vicious Understood Doom
0(0.0%)
the Emerald Staff
6(13.3%)
a +5 Philological Beaker Of Fear
5(11.1%)
a +1 Diamond Terrible Ring
0(0.0%)
the Emerald Pentagonal Medallion Of Iron Griffins
4(8.9%)
the Hermetic Armband Of Bulgaria
5(11.1%)

Which one should Lester the Lich (minor monster in a minor side dungeon) have?

a +5 Terrible Periapt
1(2.2%)
the Flaming Lens
0(0.0%)
the Crystal Silver Flammifer
0(0.0%)
the Mystical Wand
1(2.2%)
the Extravagent Ancient Statuette Of Weathly Law
4(8.9%)
a +2 Emerald Armband
1(2.2%)
the Eldrich Doomsome Medallion Of Lightning
1(2.2%)
a +5 Cosmic Necklace Of Virginity
10(22.2%)
a +1 Pentagonal Necromantic Necklace
7(15.6%)
the Cosmic Statuette Of Sluttish Good
3(6.7%)
a +1 Tourmaline Glabrous Horn
1(2.2%)

What should I add?

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