- I wish to find (or acquire) 3-5 women wearing small blue hats (not provided). No kinky behavior will results! This will be on the third floor! Now you understand, OK?
- He - 4'6", made of blue plastic, capable of emitting laser beams from eyes.
- She - 7' even, skilled in martial arts, marital arts, multiple personalities.
- It - Robot car/plane, fully equipped, A.I. with Ph.D. and GPS.
You: Invulnerable, capable of flight (self-powered or machine-assisted, we're easy), projected-energy weapons.
Encounter: We guarantee you a two-hour very dramatic aerial battle over Brooklyn. It will get onto all the news channels. Very famous! Big profits afterwards -- we split them 50/50.
- (After reading three too many ads for "discrete encounter"): Looking for a continuous encounter. Differentiable a plus. I'm an upward-monotonic guy, well-conditioned, compact, regular, normal. Let's take it to the limit, baby!