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Can dish it out, can take it.



DEMOGRAPHICS: What is ...
1. Your real physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Male
2. Your real social gender, based on how people treat you: Male, but kind of a sissy.
3. Your real marital/relationship status: Delightedly married to beetiger.
4. Your real standard form of transportation: A black 1998 Honda Accord named Darjeeling.
5. Your real physical appearance: Caucasian male of average height, slightly chubby, long brown hair, reddish beard.
6. Your real usual clothing: Jeans, battered buttondown shirt, waist pouch, glasses.
7. Your real job: Computer scientist at IBM.

OPTIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really good to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...

1. Your optimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Neuter.
2. Your optimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Neuter.
3. Your optimal marital/relationship status: Delightedly married to beetiger. Lesser but still serious connections (not necessarily sexual, but not necessarily nonsexual) between the two of us and a small number of others.
4. Your optimal standard form of transportation: The convenient, efficient, and ecologically-sound public transportation system.
5. Your optimal physical appearance: Average (for a neuter).
6. Your optimal usual clothing: Rather brighter than my real ones, with more jewelry and adornments, which, in the optimal world, would be socially acceptable...
7. Your optimal job: Math/CS professor at a liberal arts college. (This opinion changes often; today I miss students and college libraries.)

PESSIMAL DEMOGRAPHICS: If the world had been really bad to you, but still stayed within the constraints of its physical and social reality (as you interpret it), what would be ...

1. Your pessimal physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Female.
2. Your pessimal social gender, based on how people treat you: Female.
3. Your pessimal marital/relationship status: Short-term relationships available for a small fee (which, in practice, is often omitted or replaced with violence).
4. Your pessimal standard form of transportation: Walking. Limping.
5. Your pessimal physical appearance: On the edge of starvation.
6. Your pessimal usual clothing: Not much. Not new.
7. Your pessimal job: Unpopular concentration camp resident, for use as convenient.

DOOMFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute worst that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
This isn't what I originally thought of for this; it makes my skin crawl even more than that, though. Some apologies are due to Micah, though this is much worse than the Jokka, I think.

1. Your doomful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: The one of the six genders (let's call it "sark") in whose body the eggs are laid, and whose body is devoured as they hatch and mature.
2. Your doomful social gender, based on how people treat you: sark.
3. Your doomful marital/relationship status: Mated, and next on the list to be used.
4. Your doomful standard form of transportation: Walking from one edge of the room to the other, rattling the locked door, sighing, sitting down again.
5. Your doomful physical appearance: Well-fed, but not for my own benefit.
6. Your doomful usual clothing: Loincloth, I should think.
7. Your doomful job: Spinning wool to thread. Nobody expects a whole lot of work out of someone in that position.

WONDERFUL DEMOGRAPHICS: What's the absolute best that you can imagine, in any world that you could consider even a little bit possible, for ...
This answer varies a lot... Here's this morning's opinion.
1. Your wonderful physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Neuter except when I feel like doing something gender-requiring.
2. Your wonderful social gender, based on how people treat you: Neuter.
3. Your wonderful marital/relationship status: Married to beetiger, herself in a suitable form.
4. Your wonderful standard form of transportation: My own wings; teleporting when there's a hurry.
5. Your wonderful physical appearance: Some fifteen feet from muzzletip to tailbase (plus another fifteen feet of spade-tipped tail), six-legged, scaled in iridescent blue-green.
6. Your wonderful usual clothing: Not much! Ribbons or jewelry, or a fur collar/harness.
7. Your wonderful job: Demiurge.

DREAM DEMOGRAPHICS: When you dream about yourself (and we're talking real dreams here, like when you sleep -- we covered your 'dream job' earlier), what is:

1. Your dreamed physical gender, based on what's between your legs: Varies from dream to dream, but most often neuter.
2. Your dreamed social gender, based on how people treat you: Matched to physical gender, insofar as people treat me comprehensibly in dreams at all.
3. Your dreamed marital/relationship status: Married to beetiger.
4. Your dreamed standard form of transportation: Walking or flying.
5. Your dreamed physical appearance: Sometimes human, sometimes feline, sometimes draconic, sometimes avian or elemental or some other temporary shape.
6. Your dreamed usual clothing: When I'm wearing it, it's liable to be inappropriate to the situation: giving a lecture wearing pyjamas or lingerie.
7. Your dreamed job: The worst combination of professor and student.

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