There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you.
[You, yes, no question.  But me?  I am not so sure.]

So lets play........ FRIENDS w/BENEFITS
[Oh, dearie.]

The rules are simple...
[The results, not so simple.]

If you want to date the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours"
[No Zi Ri need apply!]

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it"
[Technically, you don't have to sleep in the same bed.  Unless you're fireproof.]

SCARED??? You ONLY live ONCE!
[I don't get this part, though I suppose reincarnation might not be scientifically established in some less fecklessly designed worlds.]

THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS!!! & see who replies.
[But with your own comments, not mine.]

All responses will be screened!
[But that doesn't mean they won't be posted, of course]