A - Age: 40
B - Best Man: my brother Laird.
C - Choice of Weapon for Duel: Twizzlers at 20 paces
D - Dream Interpretation: I prefer to interpret dreams as coded messages from the discarnate spirits of ancient philosophers. Not because it is true or useful, but because all the true and useful interpretations are done better elsewhere.
E - Ex (most attached): Karen Williams, who broke off our engagement in favor of her girlfriend, in 1984.
F - Frequent Fearsome Food: Bread with cheddar cheese and chili-garlic paste. Lots of chili-garlic paste.
G - Grimmest Accomplishment: Seriously thumping a student for cheating in one of my classes.
H - Holiest Day of Your Year: Samhain and Beltane, which are officially equally holy.
I - International Conflicts: My nominal archenemy (Bor) is Dutch.
J - Jewelry: Wedding ring.
K - Kool-Aid: Green.
L - Love: beetiger
M - Most Overrated Thing You Own: The Great Sceptre of Mnerzinoth the Terrible.
N - Name That You Can Use But Don't Really: Lord Tancath.
O - Octahedron You Love: An old opaque blue d8 that I got when I was young, and still use in gaming. The points are sharp -- still sharp, despite over two decades of rolling.
P - Pizza Toppings Your Parents Made You Eat When You Were Young: Canned tuna fish (atop a cheap frozen pizza)
Q - Question You Don't Want To Answer: "Excuse me, but is that my wallet in your hand?"
R - Road Kill: A deer, alas.
S - Sport To Beware: Steam hockey.
T - Television Show: Iron Chef.
U - Unnerving Habit: While I am GMming, smiling and asking everyone to roll Alertness + Perception, hearing the results, and saying, "OK, nobody notices anything out of the ordinary".
V - Violence: Considerable, but imaginary. I am, after all, a gamemaster.
W - Winter: I believe I have the same winters as other people in the New York area.
X - X me no questions, and I'll tell you no Y's.
Y - Your Name If You'd Been Born The Opposite Sex: Brynn
Z - Zodiac Sign That You Would Like To Have Added: Ergane, the Potter