Yylhauntra in the Pool of Boiling Acid [11 Lage 4261]
I have been accused of transcribing conversations into this journal. This is a false accusation! I would if I could, sometimes, but I can't remember them so precisely and cannot really stop and take notes of my most intimate moments. I reconstruct them afterwards, from memory and from my best impressions of various people's styles.
Except today. Yylhauntra was in class as a visitor, and I was perfectly capable of taking notes. Except that I was too flustered to do it. So this is my usual slapdash reconstruction of things.
Q: What was your role in the Battle of Pelcour?
A: I was the chief military engineer and architect.
Q: So you didn't have much to do with the actual
A: Well, it wasn't my decision, really, but I was at the meeting where we decided to attack Pelcour. I thought it was a good idea.
Q: Do you still think so?
A: I should have invested more effort in military engineering about it, to kill fewer people we didn't mean to.
Q, by Prof. Phrass: You were a Hrreptite?
A: Yes -- I still am.
(Aside: We had learned that the Hrreptites were -- and are, I suppose -- a philosophically-motivated rebellion against the Calanchian Empire (that part being very much finished, (and, I guess, victoriously, in the sense that there seems to be one Hrreptite still around and no permanant inhabitants Calanchian Empire unless someone in New Calanchia has an exceedingly bad case of diarrhea)) and against the traditions of hereditary ruling nobles in general (that part being, at best, work in progress). (I must introduce Yylhauntra to Strenata.))
Q: How could you not know about the viceroy of
A: We didn't have very good informants among the nobility of Pelcour! They didn't generally support us. Even if they had, it wouldn't have helped much in this instance. The viceroy naturally kept his discussions with the emperor very quiet; he had various political enemies who might well have wanted to know for their own purposes. The nobility of Pelcour, in particular, would have been very upset to learn that the imperial viceroy was considering taking the opposing side. But we weren't particularly aiming at the viceroy.
Q: Prof. Phrass said you were trying to destroy the whole
A: It was during the Holocaust Wars, and that was the spirit of the times ... but, no, we were trying to destroy the Hausdorff Militia hall, and as many of the militia as we could. I claim no virtue though. We would have tried to destroy the city if we could have done ... if we had known how devastating the tubers were.
Q: Who were they? The Hausdorff Militia I mean.
A: A Cani and Rassimel gang who had been burning our cities and impaling quite a lot of us. The Holocaust Wars weren't a very nice time, really.
- Q by Prof. Phrass again: Cities? The Hrreptites had
cities? I thought you were a philosophically-motivated
A: Cities, yes. Perfy and Hrauminy, in particular -- that's the "hr" and "p" in Hrrept, you know. Client cities, not city-states in their own right. The movement started as a bid to make Perfy and Hrauminy into their own city-states in the ordinary way. The philosophical side started when we were thinking about who the dukes of those cities would be. It was never that important a part of it to us -- we were mostly trying to take advantage of a lot of confusion and discord elsewhere to get our own independent city states. Not even really that even -- we'd still have been part of the Calanchian Empire, just like Pelcour.
A: Prof. Phrass: But the philosophical side distinguished you from the various other local rebellions.
A: It certainly brought us to the attention of more historians!
Q: So, um, what happened, that so much of Pelcour was
A: Killed, not destroyed. Our best guess was that a dying Hausdorff sorcerer -- probably a bit mind-burned -- exploded the guildhall. We'd expected them to burn it, which we thought would have been safe. The tubers came packed with firespells to burn them if they were accidentally opened. Exploding it sent bits of very dangerous tuber all over the city, we gather.
Q: What were those tubers, anyways?
A: Something that Vimirance -- one of our scout types -- stole from the Imperial Arsenal of Dentheia. We never knew exactly what they were, but they weren't guarded as heavily as the things that could out-and-out destroy a city.
A: by Prof. Phrass: Katarhezoi Varidementia, from one of Birkozon's sub-realms, imported by Thremantia the Polythiator, and first used in... He rambled on for three whole minutes about them. Probably trying to prove that he actually knew something.
- Q: So was it really as stupid a massacre of innocent
Prof. Phrass made it out to be? Idrissa does not like
Prof. Phrass and wanted to embarrass him.
A: Yes, it was. But that was the spirit of the time, really.
Q (to Idrissa): Is there such a thing as a
sensible massacre of innocent people?
A (by Yylhauntra): Sure, a massacre of anyone but us. Zie used a somewhat obscure pronoun that pretty much had to mean "primes." I'd be glad to help massacre cyarr again. Or nendrai if I could manage it.
Q: Massacring nendrai?
A: Next question please. Zie gave me a meaningful glance from which I elicited absolutely no meaning.
- Q: How did the Hrreptites decide to attack Pelcour in
the first place? What were your command and information
structures like? Q by a Cani, of course.
A: ... Zie said quite a bit about it, and about further questions about what they should have done to avoid mistakes like that in the first place. (Point 1: Don't let the Calanchians take over everything.) I got bored and didn't take many notes.