Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

OOC: Cookies

Let's make some cookies!

Yay!
17(81.0%)
I'm on a diet!
0(0.0%)
I hate cookies!
0(0.0%)
I'm gluten-free!
0(0.0%)
This is not going to end well.
4(19.0%)
But I can't cook!
0(0.0%)

What's the base for the cookies?

flour (like sugar cookies)
4(19.0%)
oatmeal+flour (like oatmeal cookies)
11(52.4%)
rice+sorghum flour (gluten free)
0(0.0%)
egg white + almond flour (like macarons)
5(23.8%)
sawdust and caviare (like a boss)
1(4.8%)

What treat shall we add?

Chocolate chips
8(38.1%)
Raisins
6(28.6%)
Macadamia Nuts
2(9.5%)
Marijuana
5(23.8%)
Bullets
0(0.0%)

What other treat?

Candied Ginger
12(60.0%)
Bacon
5(25.0%)
Mascara
0(0.0%)
Black Holes
2(10.0%)
Palimpsests
1(5.0%)

How shall we cook them?

Bake them!
15(71.4%)
Sing at them!
1(4.8%)
Nuclear weapons!
1(4.8%)
N-Rays
2(9.5%)
Morphogenic Field
2(9.5%)

How shall we decorate them?

You-tube videos
3(15.0%)
Sealing wax
5(25.0%)
Accelerate them to within 0.01 of the speed of light
7(35.0%)
Sheep Dip
1(5.0%)
Blood and souls of our enemies
4(20.0%)

With whom shall we share them?

The New York Philharmonic Orc Squad
0(0.0%)
A rag-tag band of adventurers who end up saving the world
7(33.3%)
A frail but feisty grandmother and her bumptious grandkids
2(9.5%)
The surviving kindred of our enemies!
5(23.8%)
Everyone who has ever fallen in love.
7(33.3%)

When we share the cookies, what do we say?

"I must explain my cookies to you before I kill you."
1(5.0%)
"One of these cookies has never met a donut it didn't like."
1(5.0%)
"We had nothing to cook but fear itself."
8(40.0%)
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him cookies"
6(30.0%)
"We who are about to fry, salute you!"
4(20.0%)
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