Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: gadgetry poll

Which of the following count-down timers would you most like to have?

Countdown to your death
5(20.8%)
Countdown to your next meal
7(29.2%)
Countdown to your next romantic encounter
10(41.7%)
Countdown to your the best event of your remaining life
1(4.2%)
Countdown to your the worst event of your remaining life
1(4.2%)

It's a special can opener! What kind of cans does it open?

cancans
0(0.0%)
toucans
4(15.4%)
Canopus
5(19.2%)
incantations
14(53.8%)
cantankerousness
3(11.5%)

What feature would you most like added to high-end cell phones? (Bear in mind that many people will have the one you choose, and use them.)

laser cannon
0(0.0%)
time machine
5(19.2%)
teleporter
11(42.3%)
force field
4(15.4%)
anti-gravity flight
6(23.1%)

Dishwashers, too, await their upgrade! What will they do next?

trundle ponderously around and load themselves with robotic hands, and sometimes accidentally wash pets or you
1(3.8%)
repair broken plates and glassware
3(11.5%)
open portals to shiny, lemon-scented alternate universes
7(26.9%)
actually get dishes clean
15(57.7%)

Pencil sharpeners ought to be able to —

induce orgasms at a 20-meter range
3(11.5%)
sharpen virtual pencils
1(3.8%)
sharpen knives
3(11.5%)
cause the Apocalypse
0(0.0%)
sharpen minds
19(73.1%)

What major superhero most deserves a toaster?

Superman
2(8.7%)
Spider-man
10(43.5%)
Captain Barnacle
1(4.3%)
Green Lantern (any version)
4(17.4%)
The Hulk
6(26.1%)

Which of the following should be made of highly radioactive plutonium?

salt shakers
5(20.0%)
razor blades
3(12.0%)
condoms
8(32.0%)
pie tins
2(8.0%)
pogo sticks
7(28.0%)
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