Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

OOC: best of some bad situations

Let's make the best of some preposterous bad situations!

Time for a new national anthem! But the choices aren't so patriotic.

Oh, Suzannah!
4(21.1%)
You Ain't Nuthin But A Hound Dawg
3(15.8%)
Penny Lane
7(36.8%)
Gangnam Style
2(10.5%)
Happy Birthday
3(15.8%)

For +3 Bonus Music Appreciation Points, tell why you chose that one.

Your native land is getting a [new] official language! It's not English or anything close though. What's the best choice?

Urdu
0(0.0%)
Basque
4(21.1%)
Latin
8(42.1%)
FORTRAN
4(21.1%)
Symphonic Music
3(15.8%)

For +3 Bonus Super Quest Points, tell why you chose that one.

A deity has gotten you pregnant! (Never mind if you're male, chaste, or ordinarily infertile. Those are trivial obstacles for a diety.) Who is it?

Jehovah
1(5.3%)
Thor
7(36.8%)
Venus
4(21.1%)
Cthulhu
1(5.3%)
Gnarn (Vae's creator god from World Tree)
6(31.6%)

For +3 Bonus Iridium Artichoke Points, tell why you chose that one.

You have acquired a new appendage! What is it?

Dolphin tail
4(21.1%)
Ladybug wings (non-flying)
2(10.5%)
Elk antlers
6(31.6%)
Tiger paws (replacing hands)
1(5.3%)
Forehead tentacle
6(31.6%)

For +3 Bonus Sushi-In-A-Tornado Points, tell why you chose that one.

Time for you to die! Choose your method of execution:

A blow from a legendary sacred weapon, like the Spear of Longinus or Thor's hammer Mjolnir
4(22.2%)
A bolt of lightning and a meteor falling on you at the same time
2(11.1%)
Death by chocolate. So. Much. Chocolate.
3(16.7%)
A hail of bullets following your assassination of a public figure you hate
2(11.1%)
Ultra-fatigue after preposteriously good sex with everyone you love at once.
7(38.9%)

For +3 Bonus Spiralling Doom Points, tell why you chose that one.

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