Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

OOC: Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose your own adventure!

You awaken in ...

Your own bedroom
1(8.3%)
Next to an appealing but sticky stranger in an unfamiliar but palatial bedroom
1(8.3%)
In Cargo Hold 13ภ of Star Ship Ⴔloљ-Yuppu
4(33.3%)
Suspended over a cauldron of boiling water by knavish wombats
0(0.0%)
A mystic grove surrounded by unicorns and pixies
6(50.0%)

Or…

Quickly, you …

Make scrambled eggs and toast
3(27.3%)
Scan the area for clues on what you were doing last night
3(27.3%)
Access the local communications network
2(18.2%)
Ingeniously escape
2(18.2%)
Discover the prophecy of your grand and mystical destiny
1(9.1%)

Or…

Thus fortified, you …

Get in your car
0(0.0%)
Awaken your companion for a frolic only describable in very purple prose
2(16.7%)
Call your companion to get a shuttlecraft for a pickup
4(33.3%)
Suspend your companion over boiling water and demand answers
0(0.0%)
Choose a noble unicorn as your companion
6(50.0%)

Or…

And then …

You drive to work
1(8.3%)
You drive your companion to heights of ecstasy
4(33.3%)
You fly towards your own space station
3(25.0%)
You run away before more dangerous monsters arrive
2(16.7%)
You leap into the saddle and gallop towards destiny
2(16.7%)

Or…

But, you run into…

The mayor's limo
3(25.0%)
Serious dehydration
1(8.3%)
A meteor storm
4(33.3%)
A pit trap
1(8.3%)
A growling ghost
3(25.0%)

Or…

And then…

You are imprisoned for 3-7 years
2(16.7%)
You find a hidden potion, which saves you
4(33.3%)
You switch on the deflector shields and are saved
3(25.0%)
You are crushed, and die
1(8.3%)
A glowing goddess descends from the sky to rescue you
2(16.7%)

Or…

Was that fun?

Too easy
3(33.3%)
Too confusing
0(0.0%)
Too boring
0(0.0%)
Too granular
4(44.4%)
Too filthy
2(22.2%)

Or…

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