Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Monster Poll

Let's design a monster!

Sure!
6(30.0%)
Yay!
7(35.0%)
We need more monsters!
3(15.0%)
What is this, a Toho movie knockoff?
0(0.0%)
Wurgle wurgle wurgle, I'm all the monster you'll ever need, baby
4(20.0%)

Which of these classical monsters should we use for inspiration?

Godzilla
9(18.8%)
Gamera
5(10.4%)
Frankenstein's Monster
3(6.2%)
King Kong
1(2.1%)
Scylla
6(12.5%)
The Cheshire Cat
11(22.9%)
Sleeping Beauty
5(10.4%)
Lawrence of Arabia
8(16.7%)

Physically, what is the monster based on?

human
3(15.0%)
cockatiel
3(15.0%)
crawfish
3(15.0%)
eohippus (miniature proto-horse)
10(50.0%)
ningbing pseudantechinus (look it up)
1(5.0%)

How large is it?

Teeny
4(20.0%)
Human-sized
1(5.0%)
Big like draft horse
5(25.0%)
Bigbig like elephants and elephants
5(25.0%)
Bigbigbig like Godzilla
5(25.0%)

What special power does it have?

Boring Old Power Beams
0(0.0%)
Tele-vivisection
3(15.8%)
Glue mastery (creation, telekenesis, mutation, etc.)
7(36.8%)
Music powers (aieee, earworms!)
6(31.6%)
Demonic Postage (those who challenge it in NYC today find themselves being delivered to Shanghai tomorrow!)
3(15.8%)

Or...

How did this monster come to be?

Science tampering with Things Man Was Not Meant To Know
1(5.0%)
Science tampering with Things Man Was Meant To Know But Not To Use Like THAT, Sheesh!
12(60.0%)
A freakish accident
0(0.0%)
An ancient curse
1(5.0%)
A modern curse
0(0.0%)
Concentrated and malevolent intent
1(5.0%)
The fickle finger of fate
5(25.0%)

Or...

Why it is monstering around?

Shunned by a world it never made
1(5.6%)
Shunned by a world it actually did make but kinda screwed up
2(11.1%)
Revenge upon the pretty, the wealthy, the well-dressed!
0(0.0%)
Revenge upon the clueless!
5(27.8%)
That's what monsters *do*
10(55.6%)

Or...

What is its target?

The Sydney Opera House
2(10.5%)
The Seattle Space Needle
5(26.3%)
The Matterhorn
2(10.5%)
The Antimatter Horn
6(31.6%)
The Popeyes fried chicken chain
4(21.1%)

What is its fatal flaw?

Easily tempted by waffles
9(52.9%)
Microwaves make it waltz
3(17.6%)
Dissolved by the tears of children
1(5.9%)
Has to be home by 9:30 or grounded for the next million years
0(0.0%)
Actually *can* be hurt by bullets
4(23.5%)

Or...

What's the epitath?

'Twas beauty that slew the beast
1(5.3%)
Alas, poor Yogimera!
3(15.8%)
I'm glad *that's* over.
4(21.1%)
Tomorrow is another day!
2(10.5%)
Well, nobody's perfect.
9(47.4%)
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