Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: words and prizes

Questions marked Prize Round will be judged and graded and evaluated! Whenever Bard gets around to it! The best answer gets a prize, as indicated. Prizes will be given in a LJ entry. They are nonphysical. Offer void in the states of Vulkansas, East Dakota, and Inebriation, and where prohibited by natural law. Employees of the Seventh Defenestration Company, as well as their grandchildren and dentists, are prohibited from participation. Lycanthropes get +1 on all initiative rolls.

What's the Lopperton Helperative?

A worldwide solution for peace, imposed by rabbits
6(85.7%)
A swirly-eyed shapeshifting monster
0(0.0%)
The clock of the devil
0(0.0%)
The city of butchers
0(0.0%)
The greatest boon that Walden Pond has ever known
1(14.3%)

(Prize Round: prize is a pre-delphinic olomite!) An agonizing spiral rash has afflicted your wardrobe! What ointment do you buy to ameliorate it?

You are walking in the street wearing a bowler hat. Suddenly, you spy an ichrum. Thinking and acting most swiftly, you ...

whirl gracefully past
0(0.0%)
purchase tickets for the comedy show
1(14.3%)
turn right, disappearing into an alley that is lit only by necrotizing mushrooms
2(28.6%)
know that your fate has come upon you at last
3(42.9%)
rejoice in your forethought
1(14.3%)

Where would you keep your squizner?

In your bed
1(14.3%)
In your refrigerator
1(14.3%)
In your gwinge
1(14.3%)
In your clothes closet
2(28.6%)
In a disreputable London suburb
1(14.3%)
In your liquor closet
1(14.3%)

(Prize Round: prize is a classic strainster!) What could you cover a frusthung with, to make it less gruesome?

What is the primary utility of the neze?

Producing elongated but delectable eggs
1(14.3%)
ộȱòṏȱōǫổỏᴑȫỡồǿǫɵờồȭōớốǒ
1(14.3%)
A splendid tool for removing caps from boors' heads.
1(14.3%)
My favorite course at breakfast!
1(14.3%)
A most excellent dance
3(42.9%)

Which of these ought to come from Mars?

Libbercrax
0(0.0%)
Djumdjubbers
1(14.3%)
Woarx
2(28.6%)
Vulnuffles
2(28.6%)
Yidjes
2(28.6%)

(Prize Round: prize is a dilbago!) Charles Babbage's mechanical seamstress has gone berserk and is attacking you! Fortunately you know its password, which is …

Which of these ought to come from Piscataway?

Sʋmḿlṉ
3(42.9%)
Ṅẅlṁɰxᶆ
1(14.3%)
Ḑɖɖƒňɳỵ
2(28.6%)
Ṛǰɽĵḫɰḿṕ
1(14.3%)
Jṗṕᶎṅŋģņɡ
0(0.0%)
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