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OOC: Invented Words

In this poll we experiment with nonsense words. Please answer the best you can. If you have explanations, commentary, or logovalliance, please add a comment.

Which is most strummic?

A tile
0(0.0%)
The moon
0(0.0%)
A small bird
4(22.2%)
a brook in springtime
10(55.6%)
light
4(22.2%)

Which one would a snanderjee eat?

bouillabaise
2(11.1%)
flounder, live
9(50.0%)
the top leaves of acacia trees
6(33.3%)
chemically pure lipoproteins
1(5.6%)
Trick question: a snanderjee cannot eat.
0(0.0%)

Where would you find a bluborge?

The back of the clothes closet
0(0.0%)
Under the leaves on the Amazon jungle floor
2(11.1%)
The Lower East Side, NYC
4(22.2%)
Fossilized in a layer of shale
5(27.8%)
In a seriously infected human liver
7(38.9%)

A spome took a jejip. How do you react?

Tragic, but such is nature red in tooth and claw
3(16.7%)
Poor spome! We must provide medicine!
3(16.7%)
Waiter! A jejip for me, too, please!
6(33.3%)
Oh dear. Now we have a thancrotized jejip on the loose.
3(16.7%)
I'm sure I have a strong magnet in my purse somewhere
3(16.7%)

Which one would help a morgid frabblow?

Chicken soup and rest
1(5.6%)
A lower gravity field
6(33.3%)
A set of solid-gold lockpicks
0(0.0%)
A freshly-composed symphony
3(16.7%)
Edgar's Anti-Morgidity Ointment™
4(22.2%)
William's Frabblowing Oils™
4(22.2%)

A thissip is about! What shall we do?

Keep our eyes sharp and our crossbows at the ready!
4(22.2%)
Spray the plants with certain strong chemicals
3(16.7%)
Remove our clothing and prepare for an exotic amatory adventure!
3(16.7%)
About what? About half an hour from now, I should hope. A light refreshment would be just the thing.
3(16.7%)
[faint dead away]
5(27.8%)

De Vonster says, "Marbarlio, it is so squangeous in here, I can scarcely thorste!" How does Marbarlio reply?

"Yes, sir; would you like me to open a window?"
7(41.2%)
"I'm afraid so, sir; shall I have a cannon brought in?"
2(11.8%)
"Ah, my love! Thorste what you can, even if it is a very little!"
0(0.0%)
"At long last, I have you precisely where I want you, you fiend."
1(5.9%)
"Ah, yes. It is a bit pendriculate, isn't it? Keep up a stiff upper lip, De Vonster my squab; we'll be at St. Edmond's soon enough."
7(41.2%)

In half an hour, the Speaker of the House goes on national television to announce "A Great Exquarsh". What do you anticipate?

A terrible national tragedy
0(0.0%)
A tedious and fussy policy readjustment
6(33.3%)
A new and highly opposative political campaign
9(50.0%)
More taxes
3(16.7%)
Fewer taxes
0(0.0%)

In a somewhat mutant performance of Shakespeare, Juliet wails, "Romeo, O Romeo, cangell art thou Romeo?" At which point, who should enter, stage left?

Romeo
1(5.6%)
The friar
4(22.2%)
Prospero
5(27.8%)
Jane Eyre
3(16.7%)
Seven battle-droids
5(27.8%)

It's time to celebrate Snizzen! How shall we do so?

Pizza and cake
2(11.1%)
Fish and chips
5(27.8%)
Rum and coke
3(16.7%)
Hall and Oates
4(22.2%)
Sherlap and froth
4(22.2%)

A speciality restaurant has opened nearby, serving nothing but shalibah. How much shall we expect to spend there?

$3 each
2(11.1%)
$25 for the two of us, plus tip
7(38.9%)
€40 plus wine
5(27.8%)
Ⴐ700 for the prix-fixe
4(22.2%)
ఋ 70,000,000 in cash
0(0.0%)

Daffily, the Dean dunked Danny in the drink with the dodos and dolphins! How do you respond?

"What a dormologue!"
2(11.1%)
"Defend the dojo, my dilfards!"
5(27.8%)
"Quel dommage!"
4(22.2%)
"Darn it, David! I am a damself in distress!"
5(27.8%)
Draw your dervonk and grin menacingly
2(11.1%)

What should a politician eat?

$100 bills
1(5.6%)
Their words
10(55.6%)
Bread and water
2(11.1%)
Pungent cheese
1(5.6%)
The wails of the oppressed
4(22.2%)

Bonus question: Where is the Fourth Impedicable?

In the Vault of Votterdam
2(11.1%)
On the ice planet μ Morituri
3(16.7%)
In stores in Piscataway starting in a couple days
3(16.7%)
The Tongue of Gangsta, which is a real place in the Orkney or Shetland Isles
4(22.2%)
The Wee Tuffer of Snough, which is not a real place but sounds like one that belongs in the Orkney or Shetland Isles
6(33.3%)
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