Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Sandwich Poll

It's lunchtime! I must get a sandwich! First, the most important part ... the primary condiment!

Mustard
2(9.5%)
Dijon Mustard
5(23.8%)
Mayonnaise
8(38.1%)
Hell Mayonnaise
2(9.5%)
Apricot Jam
2(9.5%)
Cream of Mushroom Soup
1(4.8%)
Petroleum Jelly
1(4.8%)

Next on the sandwich ... the excitement!

Horseradish
5(23.8%)
Sriracha
7(33.3%)
Sliced Fresh Habanero Peppers
1(4.8%)
Bacon
5(23.8%)
Flashbulbs
1(4.8%)
Police Chases
2(9.5%)

The meat or meat-analog

Virginia Ham
6(28.6%)
Genoa Salami
3(14.3%)
Congealed Tofu Skin Cake
2(9.5%)
Egg Salad (Hen's egg)
3(14.3%)
Egg Salad (Wyvern's egg)
4(19.0%)
Red Hat Linux
3(14.3%)

The cheese or cheese-analog

Cheddar
7(33.3%)
Brie
1(4.8%)
Gorgonzola
4(19.0%)
Ancient Etruscan elf's-milk Münster
3(14.3%)
Ancient Etruscan soy-milk Münster
1(4.8%)
Lightning bolts
5(23.8%)

The vegetation! Pick all that apply.

Lettuce
12(16.7%)
Tomato
8(11.1%)
Tomatoe
4(5.6%)
Pickled Cucumber
10(13.9%)
Pickled Daikon
5(6.9%)
Raw Onion
12(16.7%)
Beer-battered onion rings
4(5.6%)
Beer-battered squid rings
2(2.8%)
Green Peas
4(5.6%)
Okra
2(2.8%)
Rhubarb Leaves
1(1.4%)
Cooksonia
2(2.8%)
Frozen oxygen
3(4.2%)
Catastrophic engine failure
3(4.2%)

Finally ... the bread! (All these varieties are taken from Urban Dictionary)

Money
1(4.8%)
Vulva
2(9.5%)
Sexual intercourse
1(4.8%)
Homie
1(4.8%)
Agreement
1(4.8%)
An ejaculation game
0(0.0%)
Yeast infection
0(0.0%)
Criticism
4(19.0%)
Beer
11(52.4%)

(Bonus) Which of these terms has too many slang words for it already and doesn't need any more, really?

Money
3(15.0%)
Vulva
1(5.0%)
Sexual intercourse
12(60.0%)
Homie
0(0.0%)
Agreement
0(0.0%)
An ejaculation game
2(10.0%)
Yeast infection
1(5.0%)
Criticism
0(0.0%)
Beer
1(5.0%)

How safe would you feel agreeing to eat the winning sandwich, whatever it turns out to be? (1 = no way! 10 = Bard's friends wouldn't collectively come up with something noxious or fatal for it to eat, hence, utterly safe!)

Mean: 2.33 Median: 1 Std. Dev 2.34
1
14(66.7%)
2
2(9.5%)
3
1(4.8%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
1(4.8%)
7
2(9.5%)
8
1(4.8%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)
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