Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
sythyry

You are a supervillain!

Congratulations! I think! You're a supervillain!

What event triggered your villainy?

Your great novel was edited into dullness!
12(42.9%)
Humanity put a mall on your sacred place of power!
8(28.6%)
Those ignorant fools said that your paper-making process had been around for a century already!
6(21.4%)
Your parents were shot dead as you looked on, and you wish you had thought of doing it first.
2(7.1%)
You were bitten by a were-vampire.
0(0.0%)

But you also want revenge! What for?

The atrocities committed against purple-haired people!
1(3.6%)
The loss of your right to smoke indoors!
1(3.6%)
Those fees the banks charge to use out-of-network ATMs!
9(32.1%)
Low-grade pickles served on your sandwiches.
6(21.4%)
The Windows operating systems
11(39.3%)

What is the source of your power?

Radioactive shampoo
1(3.6%)
The Loathsome Limericks of eviL
1(3.6%)
Mystic secrets whispered to you by your evil gerbils
10(35.7%)
You won them at a card game
13(46.4%)
The rage you feel when you hear Lady Gaga
1(3.6%)
Guns. Lots and lots of really big guns.
2(7.1%)

What is your primary weapon?

Trick umbrellas
1(3.6%)
Trick bananas
0(0.0%)
Trick typewriter
9(32.1%)
Trick pickles
2(7.1%)
Tsunami
13(46.4%)
Guns. Lots and lots of really big guns.
3(10.7%)

What is your nefarious plan going to do?

Move everyone on Earth to Venus so that you have the whole thing to yourself!
2(7.1%)
Go back in time and gender-bend major historical figures!
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Steal all the Earth's helium and sell it to balloon-makers at vastly inflated prices!
4(14.3%)
Steal all the anti-depressants in the world and cause another Great Depression!
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Construct the Ultimate Super Apple Turnover, so that everyone in the world eats them and gets super-fat, and then you can outrun them all and steal all their money
6(21.4%)

What do you sneer as you have the heroes helpless before you?

Now my cuisine reigns supreme!
5(17.9%)
I've won, I've won, I've winny-winny-won!
0(0.0%)
So much for your vaunted vauntedness, vaunted pig-alpaca!
5(17.9%)
You are now helpless, so I'm afraid it can't be helped.
7(25.0%)
Oh dearie me, this is where you escape by some very contrived means and defeat me, isn't it?
11(39.3%)

What do you wail as they defeat you?

Oopsie!
0(0.0%)
Curses! Foiled again!
3(10.7%)
I shall escape and turn the tables!
10(35.7%)
Drat, drat, and double-drat! Mumblety-pegs and foo!
1(3.6%)
Bother!
14(50.0%)
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