Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: publishing poll

Getting A Marriage of Insects as a free e-book was so good that Bard should put The Wrath of Trees as a free e-book too.

Yes! I'll read it that way!
2(11.8%)
No! Its current price of $3 is fine!
7(41.2%)
$1 is the new free for ebooks!
2(11.8%)
Postcardware is the way to go!
0(0.0%)
This sort of high finance is beyond me!
6(35.3%)

Bard's less-published novel Mating Flight is naturally a two-part story. Bard should:

Give the first part away as a free e-book, charge $5 for part 2
2(11.8%)
Give the second part away, charge for the first
0(0.0%)
Give them both away
1(5.9%)
Sell them for a modest price as a single e-book.
10(58.8%)
Put moose and skvirrel in rocket ship, send to moon
4(23.5%)

Bard's next novel should include:

A world-spanning cybernetic dragon
5(31.2%)
Humans genetically engineered to be farm animals
4(25.0%)
The Order of the Knights Kevlar
3(18.8%)
A school that's not Hogwarts, really it's not.
3(18.8%)
A space habitat constructed by super-arrogant super-MENSAists.
1(6.2%)

How many sex acts should be directly depicted in Bard's next attempt at pornography

One, in such coy language that you're not even sure if there was sex happening or not
6(33.3%)
One, in an extremely hot one-sentence offhand remark.
1(5.6%)
Several, in insulting retrospect as the characters have a massive argument and dig up past dirt on each other.
1(5.6%)
0+1i, as the entire story takes place in a flying squirrel's wet dream
4(22.2%)
0-1i; the story is about a cyberpriest's techno-ordination, in which all sexual feeling and imagination is drained from his psyche.
6(33.3%)
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