Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Poll About Gay Marriage

No choice. I gotta do a poll about gay marriage. Thus....

Which of these do you think proponents of gay marriage would be most afraid of?

Global warming
10(43.5%)
Asteroid strikes
2(8.7%)
Thermonuclear war
2(8.7%)
Martian invasion
0(0.0%)
Cute squid pictures
2(8.7%)
Super-virulent influenza outbreak
7(30.4%)

Which of these do you think opponents of gay marriage would be most afraid of?

Disembowelment
3(13.0%)
Impalement
5(21.7%)
Being buried alive
4(17.4%)
Cute squid pictures
8(34.8%)
Bubonic Plague
3(13.0%)

Which of these is the most likely result of full legalization of gay marriage in the USA?

Two-headed tigers appearing in major American cities
5(21.7%)
Rainbows being square rather than round
10(43.5%)
Waterfalls flowing uphill
2(8.7%)
Trout growing in trees
2(8.7%)
Mars falling out of orbit and hurtling into the Sun
4(17.4%)

Which of these is the most likely result of failure to repeal DOMA?

Food riots in Paris
3(13.0%)
Clothing riots in Brussels
3(13.0%)
Shelter riots in Rome
1(4.3%)
Transportation riots in Berlin
1(4.3%)
Copyright riots in Stockholm
15(65.2%)

Which of these is the best omen for the gods to send in support of DOMA?

Flocks of larks over the Supreme Court building
4(17.4%)
The birth of a two-headed vulture
1(4.3%)
The spontaneous combustion of the Washington Monument
10(43.5%)
A moaning ghost of a dentist sweeping through the halls of justice
3(13.0%)
A surprise solar eclipse
5(21.7%)

Which of these is the best omen for the gods to send in rejection of DOMA?

Flocks of flamingos over the Supreme Court building
6(26.1%)
The birth of a two-headed parrot
1(4.3%)
The spontaneous ejaculation of the Washington Monument
6(26.1%)
A ghost of a dentist sweeping through the halls of justice singing show tunes
3(13.0%)
The appearance of a purple comet in the heavens
7(30.4%)
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