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OOC: Election Postmortem

What do you hope the newly re-elected and strengthened Democratic powers will do?

Make hurricanes and winter storms illegal
1(3.7%)
Laugh merrily and reveal their secret plans to turn America socialist
7(25.9%)
Laugh Maryly and reveal their secret plans to turn America supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
4(14.8%)
Send all the Republicans to re-education camps.
0(0.0%)
Make birth control, marijuana, and same-sex affection available for free from all government organizations.
9(33.3%)
Fight off the alien invasion from planet Glurkton 5.
6(22.2%)

What do you expect the newly re-elected and strengthened Democratic powers will do?

Re-base the dollar on a standard of birth control, marijuana, and same-sex affection.
4(15.4%)
Make the world's largest pepperoni pizza and give a slice to everyone who voted for Obama.
7(26.9%)
Construct an orbital Sonic Titration Platform and take control of all pop music.
4(15.4%)
Immediately declare a preemptive war against Yugoslavia.
10(38.5%)
Send all the Republicans to re-education camps.
1(3.8%)

What do you fear the newly re-elected and strengthened Democratic powers will do?

Fix the world economy
1(4.0%)
Stop global warming
3(12.0%)
Send all the Republicans to re-education camps
6(24.0%)
Legalize birth control, marijuana, and same-sex affection nationwide.
2(8.0%)
Cure cancer
0(0.0%)
Find free, safe energy sources
0(0.0%)
Start a lunar colony.
13(52.0%)

When the Democratic tyrrany sends the Republicans to re-education camps, what will the curriculum include?

Latin Poetry
13(10.9%)
Tango Dancing
9(7.6%)
Medieval Literature in Translation
12(10.1%)
Quantum Theory
12(10.1%)
Automotive Repair and Criticism
11(9.2%)
Botany of Fruit Plants
10(8.4%)
Recreational Botany
12(10.1%)
Wine Tasting and Appreciation
8(6.7%)
Calculus
11(9.2%)
Basket-Weaving in Theory, Practice, and Swimming Pools
10(8.4%)
FORTRAN Programming
11(9.2%)

Which do you like best?

birth control
5(17.9%)
marijuana
0(0.0%)
same-sex affection
12(42.9%)
education
8(28.6%)
camping
3(10.7%)
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