Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC -- morality test

This is a morality test! See how decent a being you are!

An extremely appealing person offers to copulate with you if you perform one of the following vile and wicked tasks. Which would you do?

Add pornography to Beyonce's ice cream.
4(14.8%)
Shoot down an unmanned drone aircraft
10(37.0%)
Regulate sock sizes in Venezuela
3(11.1%)
Sue Susan Sontag
1(3.7%)
None — I shall do no such deed for the sake of copulation!
9(33.3%)

Zombies have risen from the grave and are chasing you. Which of the following do you offer them?

Twinkies — the food which never dies
7(25.0%)
Alfalfa sprouts — painfully hippie
1(3.6%)
Bhut jolokia peppers — pretty much the hottest ones around
6(21.4%)
White Castle burgers — already undead
14(50.0%)
I would rather die of zombies than have any truch with any such thing!
0(0.0%)

You can commit one of the following crimes. There will be no reprisals, no chance that you are detected or that anyone will have the slightest clue you were involved. Which do you do?

Steal the Pink Panther diamond
16(57.1%)
Blow up the Earth
1(3.6%)
Shoot J.R.
1(3.6%)
Sell crystal meth from your high school chemistry class!
1(3.6%)
None — I would rather die that plagiarize!
9(32.1%)

Tomorrow a giant meteor will destroy human civilization! You, alone, know this! Which of the following crimes do you do, knowing there will be no consequences?

Jaywalking
2(7.1%)
Littering
1(3.6%)
Lycanthropy
21(75.0%)
Improper sale of dental apparatus
2(7.1%)
None — I do not wish such a smirch on my space-seared soul!
2(7.1%)

Scoring: For each answer 1, score one point. For each answer 2, tally one score. For each answer 3, mark one tally. For each answer 4, chalk up one mark. For each answer five, eat a piece of chalk. Afterwards, be grateful it wasn't any worse.

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