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House Poll

The room you want most in a new house is...

A solarium
4(14.3%)
A lunarium
8(28.6%)
A plutonarium
2(7.1%)
A music room
2(7.1%)
A classical music room
0(0.0%)
A room devoted to the works of Frederic Chopin composed between 1837 and 1842
1(3.6%)
A wet bar
0(0.0%)
A wetter bar (poolside liquor station)
4(14.3%)
A wettest bar (underwater liquor station)
2(7.1%)
A formal ballroom
1(3.6%)
A formal room for balling
3(10.7%)
A formal room for bawling
1(3.6%)

How many refrigerators should a house have?

6
12(42.9%)
11
6(21.4%)
18
2(7.1%)
78
1(3.6%)
1,024
7(25.0%)

When you move out of a house, which of the following is it considered gracious to leave for the new occupant?

A few mostly-dead rats
6(7.6%)
A freshly-picked jupiterium
8(10.1%)
A bottle of wine
13(16.5%)
The Fifth Amendment
12(15.2%)
A ticking time-bomb
0(0.0%)
A gently humming time-bomb
1(1.3%)
A time bomb playing Chopin mazurkas
7(8.9%)
Manuals for all the appliances
22(27.8%)
a +2 Essential Ninja's Lute Of The Wizard's Doomed Ones
10(12.7%)

Which of the following do you least want to discover in your new house the day after you bought it (having not been aware of it until that time?)

A solarium
4(14.3%)
A secret passageway leading to a second and very secret kitchen
4(14.3%)
A new concubine
10(35.7%)
Eleven gold ingots
0(0.0%)
the Flamboyant Flask
10(35.7%)

Which of the following do you most want to discover in your new house the day after you bought it (having not been aware of it until that time?)?

Great Cthulhu
10(35.7%)
A supernova
5(17.9%)
Termites
4(14.3%)
Daleks
5(17.9%)
The Greater NYC Sewage Treatment Plant
4(14.3%)

What's a good name for a new house?

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