Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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Wholloping Brutal Political Poll

Abortion should be banned after ...

8 p.m.
1(5.6%)
The fetus's fifteenth birthday
9(50.0%)
Six beers
4(22.2%)
immaculate conception
4(22.2%)

Which of these is most like the Holocaust?

Warm beer
3(17.6%)
Free contraception
1(5.9%)
Twilight books
6(35.3%)
Limiting sodas to 16 oz
3(17.6%)
Obligatory waiting periods to buy gum (chewing)
4(23.5%)

Requiring businesses to pay for insurance companies to provide birth control to employees is like:

Requiring families to pay for the bullets used to execute family members
1(5.9%)
Requiring restaurants to pay for their cleaning service's mops and brooms
6(35.3%)
Requiring neo-Nazis to pay for the crimes of the classic Nazis
0(0.0%)
Requiring gun owners to pay the license fees used to regulate their own guns.
1(5.9%)
Requiring Chick-Fil-A to pay a share of road-paving projects which employ homosexuals
4(23.5%)
The Holocaust
1(5.9%)
The Hologram
4(23.5%)

Your preferred way to celebrate Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day is by:

Appreciating the lack of Chick-Fil-A within fifty miles of your home
5(27.8%)
Dining appreciatively at Chick-Fil-A
2(11.1%)
Being female (permanently or temporarily) and making out with one or more other chicks [sic]
3(16.7%)
Dining on homemade chicken veronique as a protest against Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay attitude
2(11.1%)
Dining on homemade chicken veronique as a protest against Chick-Fil-A's fast food nature
0(0.0%)
Avoiding the entire concept as a ridiculous and stupid kerfluffle
6(33.3%)

Which of these events most resembles the Nazis?

Obama's "Providing the Quileute Indian Tribe Tsunami and Flood Protection"
2(11.8%)
George W. Bush's "United States-Morocco Free Trade Agreement Implementation Act"
3(17.6%)
Bill Clinton's "Community Development Financial Institutions (CDFI) Fund Created"
0(0.0%)
George H. W. Bush's "Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990"
0(0.0%)
Jimmy Carter's "Fry Everyone Who Doesn't Agree In 400 Degree Peanut Oil" Act of 1864
12(70.6%)
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