Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Fourth of July Quiz

On account of it being the Fourth of July and all, a quiz!

How do you feel about the discovery of the Higgs boson?

Great, but I wish they hadn't destroyed the world finding it.
11(39.3%)
My Higgs boson! Those scoundrels at CERN stole it!
7(25.0%)
What I really want is a Higgs Bozo
4(14.3%)
Isn't that the Anti-Life Equation or something?
1(3.6%)
I'm not quite comfortable with that four-lepton channel yet.
5(17.9%)

How would you do things differently if you were the Higgs boson?

I'd couple to photons and give them mass
4(14.3%)
I'd be a freaking Fermion.
6(21.4%)
I'd officially rename myself the 'Super-de-Duper God Particle'
1(3.6%)
I'd hang out in nondisclosed locations and be a whole lot harder to find
10(35.7%)
I would issue a much cooler set of Ten Commandments.
7(25.0%)

If the Higgs Boson is really the God Particle, which god is it the particle of?

Gaia, on account of it gives things mass
5(17.9%)
Thor, on account of impressive booms
4(14.3%)
Holy Ghost, on account of being so elusive
2(7.1%)
Wee Jas, on account of stupid name
3(10.7%)
Chickpeas, on account of it's not actually a god
14(50.0%)

If the Higgs Boson is actually the Godot particle, what are the Vladimir and Estragon particles?

The Higgs Boson could improve its public image by

Wearing nicer clothes
3(10.7%)
Being a guest on daytime talk radio
2(7.1%)
Becoming as large and visible as the Moon
7(25.0%)
Reducing taxes on tau neutrinos
12(42.9%)
A heartfelt public apology
4(14.3%)

The next thing CERN should search for is:

The Devil Particle
6(20.7%)
Amelia Earhart
4(13.8%)
UFO's
1(3.4%)
true love
6(20.7%)
A really good Key Lime Pie recipe
12(41.4%)
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